CorduroyBoy

[CorduroyBoy @NPommnitz]

@MelanieIglesias Breakin up fights like a boss ass bitch #GuyCourt

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Anyone who believed those bitcoin doubling scams, never played runescape and it shows.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

we have developed a velociraptor that smokes cigarettes

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@bryanbenzinger2 Added an extra the cause it’s 4am and I’m drunk

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Shrimp just tastes like sweet chicken, honestly this has ruined shrimp for me forever.

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Geysers are just nature’s bidets if you’re not a lil bitch

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You’re not a crackhead till you’re out of crack

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:/

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:/

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“It’s like an orgy but with feelings”

[Jameson U.S. @JamesonUS]

If this gets 75K retweets... I can either convince my bosses to bring this to the US... or be fired.

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Man shits weird

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Yo Christmas is call and all but I can’t wait for h2oi 2020

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This shit wack

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What a great morning

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

how i feel when i use ‘furthermore’ and ‘therefore‘ in an essay https://t.co/Dio7ZFTgHO

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I think Elon musk is a simulation

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👌

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Yo wtf

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What.