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[conner @winterweather]

me when i throw the football that makes me feel a fraction of the pain a women feels on the daily

[kitty @kittyamazingtwt]

when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭

[sk @onlyskp1]

Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters

[poet @wavstxr]

yall gotta learn how 2 deal w/ fomo u don’t needa be everywhere experiencing everything all the time

[Yuri @Yuri_Ravens]

Yawning at 6pm on Halloween night

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Nice costume. What are you supposed to be, my freaking bro dawg? My absolute broski?

[gabriel gabriel @thefreakatron]

I miss the high school dry ass spicy chicken sandwich every day💔

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.

[Big Bean @BigBeann61]

white people when you don't kiss your dog on the lips

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Hey so this is the best commercial created in my lifetime and it's not close

[Jeanerr (*´꒳`*)⚢ @purrguava]

Smoking weed with hesdphones make you realize how many somgs have light background tracks of your family letting out blood-curdling screams of your name

[publix 🇨🇺⚢ @cafecubano_]

can i come over and be floridian

[Chuck Francis 𖣂 @cfisonline]

i too would go on a murderous rampage for this sweet boy are you kidding me

[CHASEWEST @NotChasewest]

Streets have Omar+

They are in good hands

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

I gago bafroom

[LE🖤 @lileazilfc]

"Best league in the world"

[Rory Greenfield @RoryGreenfield]

Football is hard to love right now.

You wait 3 weeks for it to return, only to watch your side succumb due to a combination of injuries sustained on international duty, an inept refereeing performance and ultimately lose against a team that shouldn’t even be allowed to play.

[Jez @YourMateJez]

You know how bad a refereeing performance has got to be to have United, Arsenal and Chelsea fans saying Liverpool have been hard done by

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

On the plus side for Liverpool, at least they aren't facing relegation as a result of a decade of systematic breaches of Premier League rules

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

you can stay for dinner i'll just need to boil another hot dog