NRA4Kidz

Helping kids express their 2nd Amendment Freedoms since 1983.

(Not associated with National Rifle Association.)

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

To be clear, we're not telling you to threaten to rape and murder anybody who accuses #JudgeKavanaugh of sexual assault. We're just saying that if you do threaten to rape and murder these people, we will totally cover your legal bills.

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

We support sensible Stand Your Ground policies. If you "accidentally" break into a black person's apartment, you should have the FREEDOM to defend yourself from a threatening black man who disrespects your gun rights! #FreeAmberGuyger

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

Let us be clear: our organization is *not* affiliated with any Russian nationals. All we do is launder money for a group of Saudi nationals who may or may not be affiliated with Russian oligarchs. This is perfectly legal, so long as nobody finds out.

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

I mean... this is literally what we've been saying this entire time. https://t.co/UJNa7XtGIo

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

Look, we're not saying that we agree with children being put in cages. We're just saying that if you are going to put a child in a cage, you should at least make sure that child has access to firearms.

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

If you feel bad about seeing foreigners separated from their children, maybe now you understand how Real Americans feel about laws that would separate them from their beloved firearms. #2ADefenders

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

Precisely! Dead people cannot defend themselves. If you've violated somebody else's rights, use your 2nd Amendment Freedoms to murder the person you've wronged. Their rights don't matter if they are too dead to defend them! https://t.co/xVFAihdElX

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

There are no rights if you cannot defend them. #2A

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

The *real* heroes are the bullets that prevented this child from denying NRA hero Dimitrios Pagourtzis from expressing his 2nd Amendment Freedoms! https://t.co/RG1FCTppex

[CNN @CNN]

Christian "Riley" Garcia, 15, is being hailed as a hero after he died while blocking an art classroom door to keep other students safe from gunshots during the shooting at Santa Fe High School in Texas, according to his family's pastor https://t.co/gI9m5Ogn7D

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

Dead children are the price we, as a society, pay for the freedom to kill children.

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

Out of respect to the victims of today's school shooting in Santa Fe, we will wait 24 hours before accusing the survivors of being Crisis Actors.

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

Amazing video! Can't wait until this young firearms enthusiast expresses his freedoms in a classroom environment! (we preemptively offer thoughts and prayers to his victims). https://t.co/CJXALP9Mrr

[Kendall Jones @_Kendalljones_]

This video is INCREDIBLE!! Parenting done RIGHT 🇺🇸

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

Every bakery in our area has refused to bake a cake with a loaded Glock 17 inside it. This violation of our civil rights will not stand.

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

There is nothing more tragic than a motor vehicle being used in a terrorist attack. Every time a van is used as a weapon, it takes opportunities away from hard working firearms that were *designed* to be used as weapons. #TorontoAttack

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

We must prevent tragedies like the #NashvilleShooting. When expressing gun freedoms, it is critical to be *fully clothed*, and wearing @NRA approved safety apparel. #NoNudeShootings

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

Kids, do you enjoy playing Laser Tag with your friends? Remember, the fastest way to *dominate* a game of Laser Tag is to use a real firearm!

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

We agree with NRA Board of Directors member @TedNugent. The job of children isn't to talk about gun violence. The job of children... is to be raped by Ted Nugent. https://t.co/CBYLoMabos

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

With a bit of instruction from local surgeons, students can learn to treat bullet wounds in the classroom. In a pinch, safety scissors can be used as scalpels and Elmer's Glue works great as a suture!

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

We agree with @RickSantorum: these disrespectful children who protest "getting shot" and "watching their friends die" should instead spend their time learning emergency medical procedures to prepare for future shootings.

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

Teachers: be sure your firearm is *unloaded* before pointing it at students. #GunSafety101

[NRA4Kidz @NRA4Kidz]

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