Eric

I go to the strip club just to relax

[Eric @NRAyoungboy]

@TiiNk3R_BeLL @TMZ He’s clearly speaking in Italian

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

The devil works hard, but Tobias Harris' agent works harder

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The rest of the world seeing the USA starting to take soccer seriously

[Richard Staple, BSN, RN🇯🇲 @RichStapless]

Woj used to give Shams some crazy belt back in the day.

[Doki 🏆 @dokibird]

🗣️ THE C.U.M. SQUAD LIVES ON!!! LETS GO C.U.M!!!! 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

I just want other countries to know that if you knock the USA out of this tournament on our home field during this anniversary year, we will overthrow your government with direct energy weapons.

Good luck have fun everyone!

[Fanatic Perspective @Fan_Prspective]

That red card lets me know we don’t have proper home field advantage.

Ain’t no way in Hell a red card coming out for that at Azteca in Mexico City.

[Vinay K. @vinaykillawala]

jayson tatum fulfill your destiny

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

WTF IS A KILOMETRE!!

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Coffee mug: “NOT dishwasher safe”

Me: you'll be fine, just do your best in there.

[Lakers Lead @LakersLead]

PAUL GEORGE RUINED THE CLIPPERS AND NOW RUINS THE CELTICS

BUILD THIS MAN A STATUE ASAP

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“I don’t want to grow the game. I want the fewest number of people on the driving range as possible.”

[Jess @_GamerBabeJess]

Mexico vs. England

FUCK YOUR BAKED BEANS.
FUCK YOUR BEANS AND TOAST.
FUCK YOUR TUNA BAKED POTATOES.

WE RIDE AT DAWN CABRONES 🇲🇽

[Zephyr Melton @zephyrmelton]

may be the most useless golf product I’ve ever seen

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When they called a library a 'biblioteca.'

Absolute banger of a word.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

The job market is so cooked right now even LeBron James is unemployed

[B LOU @BLouu]

Nigga why USA gotta play against 2 countries tonite??

[RYAN GARCIA @RyanGarcia]

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