nate_rettinger19

Chico State '21

[Kim Morales 📰🇲🇽 (she/her) @bykimmorales]

“Butte County citizens woke up Wednesday morning to ash falling from the sky, painted with an orange tint. People are being evacuated and forced to find a spot to stay safe. This is California now. This is the new normal.” @theorion_news

[Ricardo Tovar @rtovarg13]

My aunt tragically passed away last night from complications with Covid-19. She was wonderful person who never stopped smiling and trying to make people happy. Her kids have started a GoFundMe to help with her funeral costs. Any amount will help.
https://t.co/N64naZrUZp

[The Orion @theorion_news]

Congrats to one of our favorite staff members! @JulianMTheOrion

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Really looking forward to being bad at making eye contact again.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

As more of the U.S. comes under stay-at-home orders because of the coronavirus, a clear trend has emerged:

—Those who make more money are traveling less and limiting their exposure to the virus.

—Many lower-income workers don't have that luxury. https://t.co/lEbAsCht44

[Angel Ortega @AngelOrtegaNews]

After docking in Oakland, Bell was among hundreds who were flown to the Marine Corps Air Station Miramar in Miramar, California for further isolation. @theorion_news #Covid_19 #collegemedia
https://t.co/iSXAQEieF0

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“i can’t go because of coronavirus”
- whiny
- boring
- weak

“i’ve sworn an oath of solitude til the blight is purged from these lands”
- heroic, valiant
- they will assume you have a sword
- impossible to check if you really have a sword because of coronavirus

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

spending my birthday alone in quarantine and that’s ok https://t.co/fx3YHhpZfF

[The Loop @GoToTheLoop]

This stone skipping master is the most dominant athletic force on earth.

(via @NHKWorld_News)

[Chico State @ChicoState]

Chico State will suspend face-to-face instruction until April 24. Courses will continue through online or alternative instruction formats. The University will remain open and continue operating without interruption. Details: https://t.co/J1ZYJIXk4n #COVID19

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[The Orion @theorion_news]

Chico State accounting professor Curits DeBerg is under investigation for misuse of university funds. #theorion

https://t.co/vuFMB0ELEp

[bobby @bIondiewasabi]

Gather round children, long before Caucasian James, Ilovesmokingmid, and BeansAfterDark there was a different race of twitter users, their names were Dory, Common white girl, and Fill Werrell... they ruled the TL with recycled tweets and meaningless shitposts... it was dark times