Suburban Elitism is good, actually

The only sane day was yesterday.

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

And when we go, nature will start again. Withe the bees, probably. Nature knows when to give up.

[John Coogan @johncoogan]

Very few people pricing in a scenario where a rogue AI agent hacks into the FDA and unbans the original Four Loko

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

Remember: things that happened generations or centuries ago explain our modern politics, but Woke 1 was 3 years ago and they changed their mind and are sowwy so what’s the big deal?

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

A professor was removed from a class because he was teaching Mandarin and the word for “ummmm” sounds vaguely like a slur.

LOL SO WACKY

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

Incredible how quickly "my body my choice" goes away, it's almost like it's all just pro-death.

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

Marco Rubio on Sharknado vs Jaws:

“Now you could see, actually, there’s a scene where the sharks are in the Reflecting Pool in the Sharknado movie, and this was 10 years ago.

“So I’m like, man, I gotta show this to the President.

“And can you imagine? We put sharks in the Reflecting Pool. “

[Inspector 🅱️ücket @BuucketHe4d]

I disagree!

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

@planefag

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

"I started off as a sports journalist and ended up a Communist" has turned out to be a depressingly common career arc.

[Bryan O'Nolan @BryanONolan]

Tucker always looks like his lawyer just escorted the love child of Jessica Rabbit and Grimace into the room.

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

People are saying this more and more

[St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻 @St_Rev]

Men should not have the right to vote because no one should have the right to vote. Voting is immoral.

[St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻 @St_Rev]

Men should not have the right to vote because no one should have the right to vote. Voting is immoral.

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

@planefag Get in the Gundam, Amuro

[The Gormogons @Gormogons]

CZ Okay, this...but denim!

[St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻 @St_Rev]

Social proof. "Not a good look" with more words. If you're talking about it, nobody likes you.

Look at the bio, he's literally a professional at this stuff. He's advertising his services and class loyalty to mandarins who fear similar situations in the future.

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

@aelfred_D Crazy how he knew Henry said that

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

@Joeinblack As happy as he ever looks

[ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs @MorlockP]

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Birthday party for a 1 year old $3,600
Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying