VENOM

[Mal @UtdMaI]

So you’re telling me Spain, France, Germany, Portugal, Brazil, Belgium, England and Netherlands all stuck on one side of the bracket…

The other side?
Argentina, Australia, Cape Verde, Egypt.

The script isn’t even trying to hide anymore

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Uruguay winning two world cups during the dinosaur and no TV era

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

After Ronaldo won the Euros and Messi lost the Copa America he announced Retirement from Argentina

"Its been four finals,and I wasn't able to win,it's clear that this isnt for me"

Fifa would've lost revenue so they promised him trophies if he returned

[Sangel 🪽 @sahmetkiz]

An average Lebanese guy has closer resemblance to Jesus Christ than literally any of the lsraelis.

[🇵🇹 @Asensii20]

When the fuck is Ronaldo gonna get his Trump meeting mandated penalties??? I’m tired of waiting

[Ray @Ray_RMCF]

Portugal should’ve saved this freekick routine for the KO stage bro. I don’t think any team will fall for it again.😂

[VENOM @NSANTOS1503]

@NoodleHairCR7 Guess who won the ballondor 2010 🤡

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Messi has NEVER scored against in a competitive match:

🇩🇪 Germany
🇵🇹 Portugal
🇪🇸 Spain
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England
🇮🇹 Italy
🇧🇪 Belgium
🇳🇴 Norway
🇸🇪 Sweden
🇹🇷 Turkey
🇯🇵 Japan

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

One guy is looting money by forcing Ethanol
Another is land grabbing for his real estate empire
One is making money from leaking exam papers
Another is looting by selling the Nicobar Island

Top to bottom, everything is corrupt and compromised in this Modi govt.

[Fuad 🫆 @FuadCadani]

Cape Verde beating Saudi and going unbeaten in group stage would be the craziest debut to a WC ever

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

I’ve got zero Cape Verde in my DNA*

Me when Cape Verde score:

[SJ🏌🏽‍♂️ @itsnotovaaah]

That Cabo Verde goalie got 15m insta followers for not even 10% of this Curaçao keeper performance 🥀

[VENOM @NSANTOS1503]

@Praise_Ffs "big football nation portugal"

[VENOM @NSANTOS1503]

@sardesairajdeep Pretty sure stimac's astrologer suggested this bs

[A 🇵🇹 @lconicCristiano]

The way nobody has a problem with Neymar stealing a spot in the national team to sit in the hotel and watch his team 😭

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Norwegians doing their rowing thing in a stadium
Americans: this must be because of us

[VENOM @NSANTOS1503]

@BlovdSzn_ Pessidog worrying for portugal

[Mal @UtdMaI]

Got rid of Garnacho.
Got rid of Antony.
Sent Rashford and Sancho on loan
Got rid of Højlund.
Sent Onana on loan

Signed Matheus Cunha.
Signed Bryan Mbeumo.
Signed Benjamin Šeško.
Unlocked the best version of Amad Diallo.

Called out Jason Wilcox.
Called out the board.
Destroyed player power.
Raised standards.

Ruben Amorim didn’t inherit a project.
He walked into a mess and rebuilt Manchester United with his bare hands.

I bow to the grind🙇🏽

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[العنود 🇶🇦 @3nnadi]

Palestine couldn’t participate in the world cup because Israel killed all their players. Lets talk about sportsmanship then?