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@elonmusk No, it's probably because you're a Nazi

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Irony, like a guy who built his wealth almost entirely on government subsidies cutting government subsidies for people who actually need it?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Fate loves irony

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@elonmusk imagine if you understood how coequal branches of government worked, how much less of a dimwitted stooge you'd look

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@elonmusk so when one of your cybertrucks inevitably catches fire, you'll be arrested as a domestic terrorist? Ok bet

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@elonmusk bro you can't even configure @Cloudflare correctly.

Like, it was literally one checkbox you missed and it took your site down

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Deport @elonmusk

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@elonmusk @SenMarkKelly you know who else is a traitor? Elon Musk

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

There was (still is) a massive cyberattack against 𝕏.

We get attacked every day, but this was done with a lot of resources. Either a large, coordinated group and/or a country is involved.

Tracing …

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@jasonrichardson @elonmusk probably @elonmusk

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
@elonmusk is a little bitch

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Takes one to know one

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What a scammer!

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We can confirm that @elonmusk has not been to Ft. Meade.

However, there is a Cybertruck on a flatbed sitting at the security gate, so maybe he's delayed.

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@throau @elonmusk what's the difference?

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We are working closely with @elonmusk and DOGE to secure your data

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We're available to assist with device forensics

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s amazing what you can learn from device forensics. They won’t get away with their crimes.

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@elonmusk We're available to assist with device forensics

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We can neither confirm nor deny reports regarding @elonmusk coming into Ft. Meade, and pooping in the drinking fountain at the visitor check-in desk.

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For immediate release: Effective immediately, all NSA updates about news conferences or other announcements will be posted to this X account. We will not be distributing information via email.

[Jason Scott @textfiles]

Both Heaven and Hell have hopefully installed two-factor Authentication

https://t.co/CtMOt0lJLW

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How dare you make us follow you to different social media platforms. We were finally getting the hang of Twitter.

Why do you hate America.