NSA pick up lines

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Got good Pickup lines? Tweet them in! Oh wait, no need for that... I already know what you were going to say.
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#NSApickuplines so.. I heard you are pretty skilled at tap dancing.

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@NSApickuplines I heard you are pretty skilled at tap dancing.

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#WhyIDidntTextYouBack, because I already knew what you were going to say ;)

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Roses are red, violets are blue. The password to your phone. Is 4652 #NSAPickupLines

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Single male, attentive listener. Likes to intercept communications, bodily fluids from international women. #NSAPickUpLines

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Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
NSA watching you

#nsapickuplines

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@MrJStoner haha sorry about that, no one is tweeting me any more pick up lines so I have to act fast and copy and paste xD

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Don't lie to me, i know you're free Friday.. So would you like to have dinner? #NSAPickUpLines

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Girl, I haven't had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone. Smile, I unlocked your webcam! #nsapickuplines

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@BarackObama should follow :P

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#NSApickuplines Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-SEX-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

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I was going through your inbox and thought maybe we could be together! #NSApickuplines

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I'll never, ever (no really, not ever) hang up on you, baby. #NSApickuplines

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People said Miley had no ass... Well nicely done Miley, nicely done.
“@MileyCyrus: #23 @mikewillmadeit”

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#NSAPickUpLines I scoped you, I tagged you...and now I want to shag you into a rug

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#NSAPickUpLines You must be the Constitution, because I want to violate you.

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Yet ANOTHER news station!

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We made the NEWS! Guess they really are watching us ;) #NSAPickUpLines

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Just relax as we unzip your "files" #NSAPickUpLines

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Your parents must have been clams, but I've already cracked you. #NSAPickUpLines