NSFW Alex

Honestly got tired of my old acct 25 yes I have a simp card so what, I use memes to flirt sorry not sorry MDNI 18+ header is @callmecookiee_

[NSFW Alex @NSFWAlex_x]

Not new just redoing :)

¿ 25 MDNI!¡

¿ 5’10 dad bod

¿ He/Him

¿ No TW

¿ Thick thighs saves lives

¿ shit poster

¿ Single :’)

¿ Platonic flirting (I’ll fall in love)

¿ DMs open (plz don’t be weird)

¿ ↻ + ♡ for moots

[NSFW Alex @NSFWAlex_x]

@urdarlingirl YOU ACT LIKE YOU WERNT GONNA GET IT!! HAPPY FOR YOU!! 🥂🥂

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@maliiibabi

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@astralthealien

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@tempcookiee GODDD HELLOO SHOULD BE MEEEEE

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@nickithemermaid No cuz fucking same 😭 legit every hour at the MOST esp in FL and on the boat 😩 I turn into Mr krabs

[NSFW Alex @NSFWAlex_x]

@on1yangel_ And coming over and making milkshakes and snacks and watching movies?

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They won in life 😩😩😭 this is all I’m asking for

[Bails ♡ @browneyedbails]

I give *the* best head scratches btw 😌

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@urdarlingirl EEEEHHHAAAAHHHOOOOO GOOOD LUCKKKKK YOUR GONNA KILLL IT!!

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DATS MY WIFEEYYYYY Jkjk she just my bestie and her cosplays are 🤤🔥

[♱₊⋆𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖓𝖆𝖕⋆₊♱ @urdarlingirl]

idk man….maybe i should bring back the wanda cosplay. 🤔 then maybe cosplay other characters 🤔

[NSFW Alex @NSFWAlex_x]

@urdarlingirl

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@madsdaemobaddie Please I’m begging 🥺😅🤤

[NSFW Alex @NSFWAlex_x]

And once again we never raced but definitely was speeding and going in and out of cars chilling, well I got in front of a car in front of me and he couldn’t so he ILLEGALLY went into oncoming traffic to get behind me and fucking pulled me over and wrote me 2 PHAT tickets 😭😭

[NSFW Alex @NSFWAlex_x]

So I drive the white Camaro.. yea it’s a sports car blah blah. Today while out driving this black (UNMARKED BULL SHIT) black Camaro was reving and tryna “race” me today and well me being me never raced but played around with him.. yea well he FUCKING PULLED ME OVER part comments

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@genderless_orb

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@citruskittyy Didn’t know you knew how I liked my steak cooked! You’ve had the same pretty pink color this whole time!

[NSFW Alex @NSFWAlex_x]

That’s the real question

[𝑺𝒐𝒓𝒂.𝑳𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒉 @DarkRavenx33]

sex but with having a dope conversation afterwards while laying naked and eating snacks

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@cryandkissme I can’t even lie this the best sound while riding 🤤😅

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@SylviePresley Me + Alcohol + home = extremely extremity horny