Ninja_Sex_Party.txt

bot by @JetGrindFuture designed to tweet silly things from NSP. Incredibly not safe for work

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Hey, is this mayo or conditioner? I have no idea.

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I'm beating so hard, you'd think I was a drum!

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The wand is my junk and the door is your face!

[Ninja_Sex_Party.txt @NSPtxt]

If you car breaks down on the road, I'll grab my crank and pick you up, and we'll drive away together, while I lotion up my junk.

[Ninja_Sex_Party.txt @NSPtxt]

We're going on a cross country road trip, cause if me and this girl go on one more date, we'll start a meaningful relationship.

FUCK THAT!

[Ninja_Sex_Party.txt @NSPtxt]

Excuse me, Dick Elders? I know it's most unusual to come before you so, but the planet Earth sucks balls now that no one's allowed to bone!

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Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel of- OH GOD THE MARIACHI BAND

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I'm sure I left you happy, but in case that's not enough, here's a copy of my headshot and a drawing of my nuts.

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It's almost dawn, I can communicate with newborn fawn! Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance, it will melt off your pants!

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Do you mind if Ninja Brian joins us, he's promised not to kill anyo- oh never mind

[Ninja_Sex_Party.txt @NSPtxt]

COMPUTER, SET A SEXY COURSE FOR THE SEXIEST YEAR! UHH! 6969! 6969!

[Ninja_Sex_Party.txt @NSPtxt]

This morning at the dog park, I met a cool new bunch of guys! Now we're hanging out together, and everythi- god damnit, Ninja Brian!

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Girl, you're looking at me like you're feeling sick. Let me take you home and give you Vitamin P

That stands for "Penis"!

[Ninja_Sex_Party.txt @NSPtxt]

COOKIES! DEMONS ARE CONSUMING ME!

EVERYBODY EAT SOME COOKIES TODAY!

[Ninja_Sex_Party.txt @NSPtxt]

OH GOD! He might..

He might actually be dead.

[Ninja_Sex_Party.txt @NSPtxt]

Wendy's dad exploded too. That might have been a lie.

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THE TERM PEPPERMINT CREAMS ALSO REFERS TO YOUR SWEET BUTT!!!

AHH!!! YOUR ASS CHEEKS FROM HEAVEN!

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With the help of my hellhounds, Tinkles and Gary, we'll punish the wicked then break into song!

[Ninja_Sex_Party.txt @NSPtxt]

Please come again with your thugs, but only if you like bro hugs, here's my wallet, have a nice DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[Ninja_Sex_Party.txt @NSPtxt]

On a quest for destiny and greatness!

And maybe some bagels, it's gonna be a long trip.