The Rooooover Hawk

Not really a confessions account anymore since those things got left in 2015.

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

Duuuuuude.... I've been drinking since 3PM and you guessed it.. I've been drunk since 3PM

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

I'm not gonna lie, eating booty really isn't that bad. Gotta hid the Salad Bar sometimes bruh.

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

@Walmart Bruh.. I'd really appreciate it if you put a Neighborhood Market on Peak BLVD in Muskogee. That way I wouldn't have to drive 10 miles to pick up some Halo Top. You know what I'm saying, Homie??!?

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

#NetNeutraility

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

@AjitPaiFCC
You look like the kind of dude that wears socks with sandals. You look like the kind of dude that dips chips too deep into the bowl and gets queso on your fingers. You look like the kind of dude who throws up after 1 hit. Your name sounds like ass pie.

[Anonymous @LatestAnonNews]

BREAKING: 17 states are now against the FCC's repeal on #NetNeutrality

Virginia, Delaware, Hawaii, California, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Iowa, Illinois, Maryland, Maine, Mississippi, Oregon, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Rhode Island, Washington, Vermont.

More states expected.

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

@FCC Hey, just your everyday confessions account here. I just want to let you know that everyone thinks you're a giant sack of hot garbage. Also, you nut 10 seconds in. L8r.

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

"If I've said this once then I've said it a thousand times.. if you complain about having bad knees then you are probably just fat." -Ghandi

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is quite clearly a smol broken polar bear. We'd appreciate if you only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

[Kansas City Royals Foundation @KCRoyalsFdn]

This group of Oklahoma police officers enjoyed a night at #TheK & are splitting $3,531 from tonight's 50/50 Raffle!

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

.@walmarthelp @Walmart @Walmart Did you guys hire Steve Harvey to advertise false macronutrients on your food?!? I will not be Miss Universed, Walmart.

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

.@walmarthelp @Walmart Pls respond

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

.@walmarthelp @Walmart Seriously doh.. I'm just trying to make some bomb ass chili and reading that really muffed up my 4:00AM chili making mood

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

.@walmarthelp @Walmart You need to fire whoever makes your nutrition labels. They're trying too hard to give me heart disease..

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

Hey @walmarthelp @Walmart What's the deal with this gram of transfat in the Grass Fed Beef?!? That ish is literally impossible. Pls respond

[The Rooooover Hawk @NSU_Confession]

New Year New Balls
#StayGreenNSU