Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account)

PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM NOT THE REAL DANNY AND AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH NSP OR GG (parody) follow the official NSP! @ninjasexparty.

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

[NEW PINNED]
Well hello there, lovelies. I am Danny Sexbang, the smartestest, sexiest, most incredible man alive. And I’ve come to parody Twitter to rock your fucking socks off. So strap in and strap on and prepare for the ride of your life. WOOOOOO!

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

@RstarBillionz @Lindaspeedhack7 Don’t wait for the support team because they aren’t gonna bone you in any way dear…quickly contact Ninja Sex Party for an immediate elegant master stroking.

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

I never post on here anymore but I accidentally clicked a random link so pray we don’t get hacked lmao.

[Sora @KeybladeHours]

DO NOT STOP SPREADING AWARENESS FOR PALESTINE! #FreePalestine #CeasefireNOW

And remember, it doesn't matter if strike week ends, keep giving your support! I'll try linking resources below so you can do just that!

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

MY PUSSY IN BIO

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

@AlonArtHole You said also twice, numb nuts

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

@MementoMoriBoy Bartender, I’ll take a parody on the rocks

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

@MercwithaMerc3 Not usually

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

@AlonArtHole @insaneianb And a non refundable one!

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

Have you heard about These Nuts?

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

@LetThrBeApParap Happy Birthday your mom!

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

We’re excited to be putting the finishing touches on “These Nuts”! Stay tuned for our next single and music video in October, and the full album in early March 2024, and also HERE’S THE ALBUM COVER!!!

[Starbomb @starbomb]

4

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

@gokurawt THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

[Goku @gokurawt]

Yo, it’s me, Goku!

Is your body ready, Reggie?

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

“We need a party”

Ninja Sex:

[Minato Arisato 🌕 @MementoMoriBoy]

"We need a Persona"

3, 4 and 5:

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

@Sliver0fStraw Who hasn’t

I love this thing

I’m such a Niko pilled Seal-cel

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

@LongHairedThot I BELIEVE!!!

[Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account) @NSexbang]

@LongHairedThot I didn’t either till I caught this irrefutable proof on the office camera!