Nick Simmo

Used to be “Geopolitics, defence, IR. Astronomy/physics. Enjoy learning. Mountains are home.” Now I just jump around in the puddles of shit that is X

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@LaserJet2000 @Robrocco01 You need to be kept away from women. Absolute wrong’un.

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@chrisgunter79 @BerryMuses @OWS1892 @russellquirk I don’t think he could spell “patriot” if his grift depended on it.

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@JElluot15678 @OWS1892 @russellquirk I had no idea. If that’s the case, I’m sure this will be no sweat…

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@BerryMuses @OWS1892 @russellquirk I’m sure @ProudEnglishPatriot6969696969696969696969 will be along any minute to verify he and 200 of his mates were present

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@TawhakiTheGod Well, well, well. It seems you winged folk do need us monkey people, after all.

Ask your preferred AI to suggest a local rescue or look on the RSPB website.

Keep us updated on the ol’ chap/chappete.

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@Russ__ATX @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Your chicken has to be washed in chlorine. Are you sure you want it any cheaper?

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@Finndog2018 @DrMarianaClaire There’s a metaphor in here somewhere.

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@SOL_Grabber @CrimeLdn Very unlikely to be liberal in Broardstairs.

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@lee_bamford @raoabhijeet @McFaul That happened long before WW2. I think every nation bar Britain had acknowledged it by the time the US joined the war.

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@Mr_Andrew_Fox This fact is going to drive European defence spending for the foreseeable future.

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@iam__temmyyy Rage bait. They’re training

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@theliamnissan @SpencerHakimian Grok?

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@dodgygardener I’m no tradesman, but I used to sell more car body filler to woodworkers than to panel beaters. It’s half the price and is easier to sand, apparently.

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@TawhakiTheGod It’s also not moving anything close to 7M BPD due to lack of storage capacity in Huddah.

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@stlgotmynikeson @simon_carpio @BoulPizz I do the same with maths. In school I’d often know the answer, then have to work out how to solve the problem.

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@OlsterB @anon_opin Your fridge has an outdoors loo?

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@onthemark329 @Cat5SMASHICANE @emma6USA I saw a US park ranger talking about making things bear-proof. He said “I discovered there’s a significant overlap in intelligence between the smartest bears, and the dummest people.”

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@ChefReactions @AaronAndHounds Make the best of it and go to a different game. Not the same as seeing Arsenal, but even the lower leagues will be orders of magnitude better than anything in America. There’s loads of teams in and just outside of London.

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@KemiBadenoch If the previous government hadn’t spent 14 years gutting our armed forces (including halving the order of Type-45s), we’d be in a far better position to project power.