Natalie Sosnow

Alpha male

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I honestly don’t know how to work Twitter

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@fireballjonesho He feels bad for you too

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Every day I wait for an email that says “you’re in BIG trouble and everyone is mad at you”

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I am grateful I did not wake up and run a 5k this morning

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@fireballjonesho I’ve been waiting all year to beat your ass.

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Is everyone excited for hammerheads tomorrow night

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I need to be drinking a ginger ale on an airplane right now

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If I saw Lenny Kravitz in public I would think he’s 30 years old. He has a full set of abs how

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do u think barron’s watching this on a futon

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Wait guys I don’t think my life has been the same since I attended Kanye west’s ritual album drop concert in Atlanta. How do I undo that

[betitooo 🦦 @ghooostyy_]

Dont wanna go out… but theres a bartender out there who needs my 20% tip to feed his family

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Boy just asked if my lips were real…boy is fired

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If you drive a Tesla you actually need to get the fuck out of my way on the highway

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I have never watched love island however I’ve had about 15 people in the past week strongly encourage me to go on love island what does this mean

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I need someone to gossip about house of the dragon with

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One thing about me is I’ve never deleted a singular picture from my camera roll since like 2012 so just imagine what my camera roll looks like

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Confession: sometimes when I’m alone I turn on the volume on my phone because I like the typing noise

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When I order a bagel toasted with cream cheese I mean I need 4X the normal serving amount of cream cheese on my bagel

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I can’t explain it but I woke up this morning and my frontal lobe was developed

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Sitting next to a couple right now who have been talking about the weather for 15 minutes

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I’m rewatching the devil wears Prada and now that I’m older I would have NEVER done what Andrea did. I would have stayed with my high fashion job, ditched my broke boyfriend for the hotter richer writer and never looked back idk