Nutnïg Spillkitz 🍓

Exactly one half of the musical genius duo Chef and Kitz. Follow my NSFW account: @tedcruz

[Nutnïg Spillkitz 🍓 @NSpillkitz]

Throwback to the ultimate prank I pulled when I filled a milk carton with a quart of white paint and everyone thought I was just drinking milk 😂

[Nutnïg Spillkitz 🍓 @NSpillkitz]

I will miss this group the most. Nutnïg Spillkitz on Spotify/Apple Music/etc is just gonna be my audiobook. All music is being moved under the Chef and Kitz name. I'm going back to my off-the-grid lifestyle.
Toodles!🖤🍓🖤🍆

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@TiredActor You look like you’d be really chill about the whole situation if you were the principal of a prep school and it turned out one of your substitute teachers was actually a broke musician committing identity theft to get into Battle of the Bands.👍👍

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@doro_tree Mostly adult-sized bouncy castles, materials to make homemade [REDACTED], and squishmallows.

[Nutnïg Spillkitz 🍓 @NSpillkitz]

These targeted ads know me a little too well…

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@Andrew_Powers_ Literally zero flavor or spice

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KRATOM GANG MAKE SOME NOOOOOOISE!!!!!

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

HARD DRUG FRIDAAAAAY WHAT ARE WE ON?????

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@queensnakes_ @sexuallydavid Am I right?

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I bet the Mucinex blob eats pussy like nobody’s business

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

if my kid doesnt look like this im gonna kill myself

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@sexuallydavid Probably looked exactly the same ten, twenty years ago. Probably slid right out the chute with that beard and hat.

[jurdle @jurndan]

Who wants to meet at the park and just dig a huge fucking pit?

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@T4llerThanUrDad @sexuallydavid

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I know it’s just a stunt for user interactions but it worked on me

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

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The wishing star is a classic element in children’s stories but that Puss In Boots movie really breathed life into the trope when Puss wished for Mitch McConnell to drop de@d.

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@elonmusk @IFNY2775 @micsolana I don’t even believe you know your location in real-time. Prove to me that you know your exact coordinates.

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@laserboat999 Fun fact: my dad’s old laser printer takes iron oxide-based toner, and if I vape the ink cartridges on Sundays before I go to church I can actually see the demons that plague people’s spirits.

[Nutnïg Spillkitz 🍓 @NSpillkitz]

What can I do to make driving more fun??

Chad: Drink 30+ beers
Virgin: Play Elden Ring

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can play Cyberpunk, Elden Ring and 1000s of other games in your *car* with an epic sound system!!

[Nutnïg Spillkitz 🍓 @NSpillkitz]

@fionascigarette @_zedoc When they see their friend: Uh oh! Here comes trouble!!

[Nutnïg Spillkitz 🍓 @NSpillkitz]

You could easily convince me this is a Fleetwood Mac album cover.

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Heartbreaking: The worst car you know made a great point 💔