Nacho Stretchypants

[Nacho Stretchypants @NStretchypants]

Coming to the Texas lakes near you

[Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅 @BethanyForTruth]

This is the Ganges river in India. Good Lord. 🤢🤢🤢

[Nacho Stretchypants @NStretchypants]

@LoneStarLegendX @SaraGonzalesTX Here is the problem right here

[Nacho Stretchypants @NStretchypants]

@CyberGreen09 @TPWDnews How is the state taking action against this people from polluting our water resources?

[Trumplican 4eva... @steveth75737857]

i sure am...
you?

[DG🎭 @DanielGilr44222]

Bill and Hillary Clinton's personal attorney shows up in the Epstein documents — and happens to be Ghislaine Maxwell's closest friend.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Vietnamese Grandma is based 😭🔥

“I love Donald Trump. He’s strong. He said he do it. He do it.”

“Never vote for Democrat. No one. They asshoIe.”

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

ILHAN OMAR: "When I was in college, I took a terr*rism class."

She admits, while grinning, that she is trained in the methodology of Al Qaeda.

This simple confession disqualifies her from US citizenship.

Yet somehow she's a sitting member of Congress?!?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

But not America 😑

[Nacho Stretchypants @NStretchypants]

@XRPee3 Hope so. More to scoop up

[Nacho Stretchypants @NStretchypants]

@TheAKGuy @Breaking911 Was it a short poem?

[Jaimee Michell @JaimeeUSA]

The “white supremacy is the greatest threat to society” starter pack

[Mayra Flores @MayraFlores4TX]

Barack Obama’s ICE chief received an award for 920,000 removals.

Donald Trump’s ICE chief was called a Nazi.

It’s the same person: Tom Homan.

In 2012, Obama deported 409,000 people.

In 2025, Trump deported 290,000 people.

The difference is mainstream media brainwashing.

[Liberal Tear Creator™ @LibTearCreator1]

Haters will say this is advice from Trump is Ai! 🙄

[PammsyNow @NowPammsy]

George Carlin nailed trans ideology before it was a thing! 💥 👊🏻 🔥 He was awesome! Gone too 🔜.

[Jake @JakeCan72]

😂 Kamala in deep thought after Maduro’s capture…

“ Venezuela is a country, but we don’t live there… so it’s not our country… and when we go there, we are in another country.”

Spot on Dahlia!

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

Australia banned guns (even pump shotguns) in 1996 with a mandatory buy back. 700k+ weapons were taken, or voluntarily surrendered. Now it’s mostly bad guys in Australia who have the firearms.

[🇺🇸Lady Vet @CoVet_81]

Conservatives vs. liberals, summed up in one clip💥