Naomi Thoiya

New account 😕

[Naomi Thoiya @NThoiya]

@gufydox Yes.... That part on venue. I wondered if they should have done it perhaps at a theatre instead.

[Kenya Meteorological Service Authority @MeteoKenya]

Nairobi Metropolitan Forecast Update – 7 March 2026 🌧️⚠️

Heavy Rainfall Advisory No. 02/2026 active until 9 March 19:00 EAT)

Moderate to heavy rains likely to continue over several parts of the metropolitan region.

Soils remain saturated — flash flooding and runoff risks are high even with moderate falls.

24-Hour Outlook Highlights (valid 09:00 07MAR – 09:00 08MAR):
•Nairobi County — Widespread moderate–heavy showers:
20–60 mm common across most areas; isolated intense pockets up to 80–100 mm possible, especially in Kibra (deep blue), Dagoretti North/South, Embakasi zones, Makadara, Kamukunji, Roysambu, Westlands, Langata, and Mathare. Highest risk in low-lying urban spots 🌊🏙️
•Kajiado County — Scattered to widespread heavy falls:
Orange/red hotspots (40–100 mm) concentrated in Kajiado North, West, and Central — elevated flash flood & runoff potential near Nairobi borders 🏞️
•Kiambu County — Significant accumulations expected:
40–80+ mm in orange/yellow zones around Gatundu North/South, Thika Town, Juja, Ruiru, Limuru, Kikuyu, Githunguri, Kabete, and parts of Kiambu. Mudslide/landslide threat on steep slopes 🏔️⚠️
•Machakos County (incl. Masinga area) — Isolated to widespread heavy rain:
Up to 50–80+ mm in northern/eastern sub-counties (Masinga, Mavoko, Kathiani, Machakos Town, Matungulu, Yatta, Kangundo). Flash flooding likely in river catchments & lowlands 🌊🛤️
Immediate Risks:
•Flash & urban flooding in low-lying areas
•Slippery roads & poor visibility
•Rising river levels & possible landslides in hilly terrain
Quick Safety Reminders:
•Turn around, don’t drown — avoid flooded roads 🚗❌
•Stay off steep slopes during heavy downpours 🏞️🚫
•Boil or treat drinking water ☝️💧
•Stay indoors during thunderstorms ⚡🏠
Official Sources Only – Stay Updated:
•Website: https://t.co/bUbIOGbrTT
•Daily Forecast: https://t.co/2vTZneh0Di
•7-Day Forecast: https://t.co/o7ruSeCC04
•WhatsApp Alerts: https://t.co/hxKngV85ez
•X: https://t.co/v7FFL9w6v2

How heavy is it where you are right now? Share safely below! Stay dry & vigilant, everyone ☔🇰🇪
#HeavyRain #NairobiWeather #FloodAlert #KenyaRains

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Leaving a toxic workplace has a weird feeling, like you're relieved you've finally left. But also annoyed that a perfectly good job has been unnecessary ruined by a few people creating a horrible horrible work culture

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Woman to Woman: I don't care that your entire bloodline traumatized you. I don't care that your boyfriend cheated on you. When you go out in this world, I want you to tell everyone and their mother how amazing your family is. How amazing of a friend circle you have. How you have an entire support system back at home. The moment these people see that you are bleeding, you become an easy target. Everyone out there is a shark. The moment they see that you don't have a support system, you become the target. They will eat you up. They will eat you up. especially if you work in corporate or if you're an entrepreneur, you never let people see that you don't have a support system. You have a loving family. You have amazing friends. You have an amazing partner. I don't care. Lie. Lie like your life depends on it because it does.

[Naomi Thoiya @NThoiya]

@IamAndileZwane 141

[Naomi Thoiya @NThoiya]

@ganjiskhanum Listen, I'm with you. It was very tone deaf to say that and like so many people have commented, it makes zero sense.

Imagine for me, I was just stuck at the Jay Z part. Felt like homie was being attached to some BS philosophy that he doesn't prescribe to. I stand corrected

[Naomi Thoiya @NThoiya]

@ganjiskhanum Okay. I hear you. Kwanza on point 2. He is definitely not ethical. His drug money propelled him sanaaaaa especially in starting Roca Fella

I'll agree with your research but I still feel like such a phrase is a very Suzie Orman thing to say more than Jay.

[Cecilia @cece_ledwaba]

Adult money + free will >>>>>

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

I love how music takes you away to another place. Like bahati is playing in this restaurant so I'm going to another restaurant.

[Diva🦸🏻 @CaptainMariamm]

Ukianza kuhurumia mwanaume ujue nyota yako ya mateso ishaanza kung'aa

[lola @l0laxyz]

i’m the type to tally up all your bad behaviors and cut you off on a random wednesday

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

Frugality is a disease.

How much money a person has is largely irrelevant.

What's vital is that you avoid spending time with the stingy.

The scarcity mindset they have with money is the material manifestation of their intrinsic state. They block the healthy flow of energy, they hoard and hold on to expired states that should be discarded.

And so they are slowest to evolve and adapt.

They can rarely grasp new opportunities because their hands are always full.

Notice how the frugal are never lucky. They struggle and toil through all of their days. Everything is difficult. Entire lives are impacted.

You can always make more money. But I've seldom seen someone recover from spiritual poverty: stinginess.

The more you give to life the more you get from life.

Inviolable law.

[Naomi Thoiya @NThoiya]

@MissMandii @SavvyRinu Mandii 🤣🤣🤣

[Lutaaya @JoshuaLutaaya__]

The news reaching my desk is that the neutral friend was also betrayed;

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Once you are able to master the art of listening to a man’s actions more than his words, you will have solved half of your problems as a woman.

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[KING👑🇹🇿🇰🇪 @__rouselyn__]

Kenyans are our ride and dies 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[ً @BALUCIAGA]

saw a quote that said, “anger is the part of you that loves you the most. it shows up when you're being mistreated, ignored or disrespected. it's a signal - calling you to step away from what's harming you.
whether it's a room, a job, a relationship or an old version of yourself, anger let's you know when it's time to walk away. if you learn to listen to it, to trust it and make it your ally, it won’t need to shout so loudly."