Neurotypical Takes

I'm not actually neurotypical.
They/them.

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TODAY IT'S YOUR TURN!
Get it off your chest, complete the sentence:

NTs be like...

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@GhozziAlaa @yandereidiot Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about ducks.

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NTs be like: hey, this person is spreading rumors about you.

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NTs will often be generous, or "the bigger person". Is it true generosity, or is it for social status reasons?
Here is a test. They will almost *never* be generous in social status, that is, help you in a way that will make them look bad.
(And they get confused by us who do it.)

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NTs be like: I wish I had different problems than the ones I have.

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Are there political parties whose entire agenda is as neurotypical as it gets?
I feel like CDU in Germany fits that profile exactly. Always compromising, calculating...
I wonder if it's the same with other "moderate" parties of other countries.

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NTs be like: stress has no smell, and it definitely wouldn't smell like onions.

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NTs be like: that sounds a little backhanded.

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Autistic: if I'm not used to it, it's annoying.
NT: if I'm not used to it, it's suspicious.

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NTs be like: poor people are so cheap!

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Train company: for extra 50 euro, you can skip the line.
Autistic me: why would I spend money on such nothings.
ADHD partner: oh yes please please please, I hate lines.
NT in-laws: oh yes please, let's not stand in line with *those* people.

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@botticellibelle Same, but I wish there was a non-binary version of monk/nun.

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A question for the community.
In the past, at least in Europe, when someone wasn't cishet, they were sent to become a monk or nun. Those people didn't get married, but still were respected.
Now, monks very often lived in isolation, and work relentlessly on, say, miniatures...

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NTs be like: yeah, yeah, I get it.

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NTs be like: let's consider these different things the same thing.

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@SurgeCityDreams The thing is, I understand that one may *rationally* want, let's say, financial security.
But is the irrational libido working that way too? I can't even *imagine* to relate.

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Folks, do NTs seriously find social status attractive? Like, people of high status are sexier to them? Is that true?
How does it work, how does it even feel? Is it like being submissive in a D/s way?

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NTs be like: would you like you some salad, on that plate still full of gravy?

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NTs be like: dim lights are depressing.

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NTs be like: I don't see disability.