𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ

[ً @holyaches]

i make coffee. i pretend i'm in love with the idea of being alive. i make a point not to stare at the knives sitting on the counter top by the stove.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

/ when a richie task doesn’t require mikey 💔

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

wait ‘til she discovers her hair. remember when carmy did that and wouldn’t stop crying because he was pullin’ his hair and wouldn’t let go?

[𝓢𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑. @SUG4RBEARS]

cried twice today because sophie has discovered her own toes. fuck.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

@THECRXVlNG / it was semi active when i made tig, then i abandoned my account when a bunch of pick me girls kept trying to fuck tig when i said i’d only ship him with venus and chibs. then i needed an account for an oc and i flipped tig. IMMEDIATELY after i saw soa accounts on my tl

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

/ like it’s really hard to write a dead character back into canon when the reason anything canonically happens is because of his death

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

/ oh i forgot to mention that. my mikey is still alive because he missed and someone stopped him before he could shoot again. he kinda just disappears tho. spends a couple days with his mom, then just disappears. idk what he’s doing tho. pops in every now and then.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

crack me

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

[(in)correct the bear @incorrectbearfx]

mikey pov

[⁎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚈 ‎ ‎, @heardchf]

https://t.co/YpSqGYI9xq stolen but i like to know we're cool here. 🫶

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

nah, she is a weird kid. she’s half you. but yeah, carm explains the chocolate thing.

hey … let her know that i’ll eat the rest of the cookie if she don’t want it …

[richie. @bruisedegoist]

what a fucker— thought i was getting a weird kid when she just kept asking for the little drops of chocolate but not the cookies.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

everyone can piss in a drawer. you just gotta try hard enough and have heart.

[𝓜𝑎𝑛－（𝑏）𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟． @theseguridad]

I wish i could piss in a drawer

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

you couldn’t save my hair. you have to save my reputation.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @sydenplace]

i really don't like this

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

don’t matter. just make sure richie gets rid of it. do NOT let anyone else find it.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @sydenplace]

don't go making good—

( . . . )

what the fuck is a piss drawer?

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

tell carm i love him … and tell richie to not let my mom find the piss drawer … goodbye …

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @sydenplace]

NO ????????

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

i shot half my face off once

[𝓜𝑎𝑛－（𝑏）𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟． @theseguridad]

I can yank you off but i am scared m half of your face will be ripped off

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

and pete. carmy’s pretty tough competition though. saw the little fucker giving her a handful of chocolate chips when you and tiff weren’t lookin’.

[richie. @bruisedegoist]

in what WORLD does that make sense. her choices are you and carm bro.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

. . .

just leave me here. guess i’ll die.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @sydenplace]

we may not be able to save it i fear 😔

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

hurry its in my fuckin HAIR

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @sydenplace]

please hold, i've got some cooking oil around here . . .

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ @NUMBTH3PAlN]

uh, yeah cuz. i’m her favorite uncle. you’re just her favorite dad.

[richie. @bruisedegoist]

you think she'd choose you over me, bro?!