Night Vale Citizen

Just moved to night vale. Don't remember why. But I am told I like it here.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

@NVSSP_Rookie That makes sense. Well I believe my vote was already counted. I yelled it into the black hole located outside the library.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Here's a funny joke: The set-up is the concept of time. There is no punchline.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

So apparently I blacked out for 10 months and now my house is gone. It's just an empty space. Did it move? @NVSSP_Rookie can anyone help?

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

It appears as though I am still in #nightvale although I have jumped forward several months. The last time I blinked it was august of 2013.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

AHHHHHH! what? What's going on. I woke up here. When am I? It wasn't summer a minute ago. Where is my house?

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

We're makin a short film for our @hitRECord TV show written by my friend @rianjohnson. FILMMAKERS+EDITORS work w/ us: http://t.co/cx0v2owuxr

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

My Mailman comes in the middle of the night to deliver my mail. That wouldn't be weird if he didn't slide the mail underneath my pillow.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

Did you know there was a statue in the center of town. I still don't know what it looks like and I'm standing right where it should be . . .

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

Unless of course you don't know where you want to go. Then take the bus! it will take you where ever you didn't know that you wanted to go.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

Don't get on the bus in Night Vale! its not going where ever you think its going! you don't want to know where its going. #allofthehorrible

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

@Hooded__Figure it seems only Fair after all you're doing for me.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

@Hooded__Figure ok ill leave you to ur business.but to thank u i want to give my soul to whatever nonexistent park you may be in when i die.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

@Hooded__Figure oh that sounds like a good sound. At least compared to the rest of the sounds in my house.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

@nightvaleforest well that sounds perfectly reasonable and not at all like a dark and deadly trap. Maybe I'll bring a date there.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

@nightvaleforest I'm sure it is. Do they have discounted tickets to the forest? I hear they're charging an arm and a soul to get in there

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

@Hooded__Figure so any chance you can get it to leave my mirror? Its kind of awkward showering in here.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

@Hooded__Figure i think four days ago now. He's a little less terrifying at night. I don't think he's a morning person but who is right?

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

@nightvaleforest i was thinking about making a trip out to the Forrest next week. I hear its so lovely people never come back. At all. Ever.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

@Hooded__Figure oh wow he does seem to like you. he's not even hissing or causing the house to shake violently.

[Night Vale Citizen @NValecitizen]

@Hooded__Figure as you can see hes looking very angry and blankly. With just only white eyes.