Lone Star

[Gabriel 𑁍 @vodimtenigranku]

O rato Remy de Ratatouille vindo checar se os clientes estavam satisfeitos

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat talks a mad amount of sh!t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

First beer has been opened at 10:58 am 🇺🇸

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Her: I have a terrible relationship with my dad, i hate my ex and i live with my grandma

Me:

[autist @litteralyme0]

when ur S-tier friend group wants to hang out but you already made plans with ur C-tier friend group

[Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter]

Don’t tell me about typos.

[Fredyᶜʳᶠ 🧭 🇧🇷 @Fredycrysostumu]

Eles aproveitando que estão fora da Alemanha para demonstrar patriotismo porque dentro do seu país isto é crime.

[. @playboicurrryy]

why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

The update you've all been waiting for...

His name is Jonah, and his Dream Day is July 12 at @loanDepotpark! Join us to cheer him on: https://t.co/chsJLKL3Si

Born in Aruba, Jonah is a rescued cunucu who found his forever home with the Silveira family thanks to New Life for Paws. Inspired by his story, each ticket sold through his link will have a portion of the proceeds donated to help local rescue dogs like Jonah.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"A cat that misbehaves is a cat who feels safe" I try to convince myself this while cleaning up my cats actual crimes against me and my house