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@DocPriyamMD I will gladly take my potential throat cancer, over piss warm coffee…

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@Rainmaker1973 You forgot CECOT in El Salvador. It’s my favorite! Exactly what those animals deserve!!!

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@woofknight They’re the best tools to strip wire. Give em a try!!!

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@toninhodocall No sissy hydration breaks. 3 world cups.

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@violettspark x = 100°

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@LibertyCappy Chicken wings. They cut them into twoparts and sell us each part as a full wing. Same as when we break a treat in half to trick our dogs.

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@oelma__ Step Brothers

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@Extrovert_hu_g Football, modern music, weed

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@LibertyCappy USAID…

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@barsanuphius77 X-men 2 and 3, Juno, Inception, Whip It

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@LibertyCappy

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@wtf_reema @UtdSlair Update???

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@BrianNorgard Democrats wouldn’t like that many additional legal voters…

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@AntiWokeMemes How’s that staying afloat???

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@ThatGuyyFavvy @AkadeBemsen One time I crashed a car and the insurance paid it off. So when the salvage was auctioned, dealership reached out asking release the VIN so the new owner could get new keys (I kept all the originals).
I refused so they continued calling. If I can’t have it, no one else can 😂

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@AkadeBemsen My response: “well, I guess we’re both shit out of luck, I got my phone stolen, and you bought a useless brick. Good day to you ✌🏽

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@Nnamdiossai93 @AkadeBemsen What an idiot. That’s the scammer luring her lol.

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@Nay_homie25 Alcohol, social media, music, friends.

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@Yinius291 @clubdeviernes Que pendejada más grande. Error más grande de tu padre no haber tirado los mecos en el piso…

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@_Achetypal I agree, why does my wife give me affection when I’m in the garage working out, she could just come spot me instead. Or why does she give me affection when I’m working on our vehicles, she could just grab some overalls and pass me the tools… see how fucking stupid you sound?