𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨

Orlesian Inquisitor of the reborn Inquisition |21+ Mun, minors DNI. |#DARP #DragonAgeRP|

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

"𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰-𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦."

Ionius Chéron, Orlesian Inquisitor of the Inquisition. Banter/Sl/Ship friendly. MDNI

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

Okay who stole the wine I was keeping behind my desk..?

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

|| Not me going full panic mode because I JUST got muse back and thought I'd locked myself out of this acc-

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

I was asking you if I can...

[𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 . @MissingSeeker]

Well, can you?

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

Can I use it now?-

[𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 . @MissingSeeker]

『@NXTYOURHERALD』

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

(Cue an ever so slightly nervous chuckle)

You'd think I'd be used to it by now huh...

[𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 . @MissingSeeker]

( She chuckles lightly, a small smirk forming. )

I know you wouldn't, I'm just teasing, darling~.
( Seraphine moves towards him, planting a quick kiss to his lips. )

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

I mean, I wouldn't go that far-

(A pause, shaking his head)
And of course I do, of course.

[𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 . @MissingSeeker]

You make me sound like a lost puppy, I'm hurt Ionius-.

( Cue a frown, looking towards him. )
It's good to know you thought of little old me~.

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

The lack of denial says more than you do.

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑯𝒂𝒘𝒌𝒆 (ʜ) @LividLegacy]

Tch. Don’t read that far into my intentions; you’ll only be disappointed by the reality.

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

Sera, you'd probably say that if I were absent for all of five minutes.

You have been missed also, but I dare say you know that's a given.

[𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 . @MissingSeeker]

Oh? Shame. Anywho, I've missed your face around here-.

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

You clearly enjoy what I use my time for, after all, you're as guilty of coming back as I am.

Checkmate.

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑯𝒂𝒘𝒌𝒆 (ʜ) @LividLegacy]

And you really need to find a better use of your time.

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

Frankly, I forgot.

[𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 . @MissingSeeker]

You yanked first? What was the reason-?

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

|| Ionius is back for all of 5 minutes and immediately starts a fight.

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

You really need to learn I get a kick out of making you spell things out.

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑯𝒂𝒘𝒌𝒆 (ʜ) @LividLegacy]

Maker’s sake — I’m suggesting that you 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺 the pain.

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

Okay so maybe I yanked her hair first but... I do not act without reason.

[𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 . @MissingSeeker]

For no reason though?
... still a horrible act but-.

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

What are you suggesting now? More nonsense?

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑯𝒂𝒘𝒌𝒆 (ʜ) @LividLegacy]

And yet you just keep coming back for more, don’t you? I’m afraid that says far more about you than it does about me, Inquisitor.

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

Well, yes, but one tends to remember physical pain far more than metaphorical headaches.

You are, frankly, one walking, unfortunately talking, migrane.

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑯𝒂𝒘𝒌𝒆 (ʜ) @LividLegacy]

I am objectively responsible for at least…a 𝘧𝘦𝘸 of your past headaches. Corypheus...the igniting of the mage revolution…

But, yes, let’s stick to the face pain, shall we?

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

You are bold to assume I remember you at all.

I just remember a sharp pain around my mouth this one time.

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑯𝒂𝒘𝒌𝒆 (ʜ) @LividLegacy]

If 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 is what the Inquisitor remembers me for, and not anything else I might’ve done… No, I think I’ll still consider that a victory.

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

She tried to pull it off! Truly the cruelest evil known to the world.

[𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 . @MissingSeeker]

Moustache yanker..?

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

I'm not sure if that's the victory you think it is, Hawke.

[𝑯𝒂𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑯𝒂𝒘𝒌𝒆 (ʜ) @LividLegacy]

My legacy, everyone.

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

Oh, it would seem the moustache yanker is around, wonderful...

[𝙉𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨, 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 @NXTYOURHERALD]

I'd say I hope nothing absolutely horrid has happened in my absence, alas...

I know better.