In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/sQKftGS1JK
Thanks Seattle and Mariners fans for making history and congratulations to Ken Griffey Jr for having his vision become reality. The first HBCU Swingman Classic was tremendous. Can’t wait to watch this event grow!
What? You don’t like this economy?! But it’s RECORD BREAKING PROFITS for all your beloved corporations!!!!!! Aren’t you happy!?! CAPITALISM BABY!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Isn’t this fun?!? Aren’t you doing great?!??
Last year, UPS made $13 billion — that’s billion, with a B — in profits. Yes. The company can more than afford the wages and benefits workers are rightly demanding. UPS should come back to the table and negotiate a fair deal with the Teamsters NOW.
A funny, #perimenopausal dream; I dreamt that I got my period again, and I had a loving partner who bought me gifts, a plant and some pie, to make me feel better and he congratulated me on still being fertile. I woke up, no period, no partner. #leSigh
My people grew up poor. They had to spend their lives catering to rich people. They worked hard to send their off spring to school to get an education…so that they could get paid better to…cater to even richer people? #americandream
@TheBiancaDelRio thank you for knowing that a Shirley Temple Black is the proper name for an alcoholic Shirley Temple, NOT a Dirty Shirley. Kids these day have no respect for married women!
Hey NYC! I have some smoke tips from my time in Seattle; break out your masks again. Double up! Keep your windows closed. Create a makeshift air purifier by getting a air con filter and bungee it to a box fan. Isn’t climate change fun?! Don’t you wish someone did something!?!
79 years ago today on the 6th June 1944 the Allied invasion of Europe began on #DDay. This is how it was reported a few days later in The Orkney Blast which was an armed forces newspaper printed by @The_Orcadian in #Orkney during the Second World War. From our #Archive.
I like calling my Produce order in at night so I don’t have to talk to anybody, but I gotta tell you when I forget and have to call in the morning…It’s really nice when they say “thank you, ma baby”. #nolalife#whereyat#mababy