Regular Human Bartender

Former NYC gal, now New Orleans lady. The dogs and the views are my own.

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/sQKftGS1JK

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

I JUST VOTED FOR QUEEN OF THE FAME GAMES! VOTE NOW https://t.co/nD3339TiYU

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

My cold brew coffee was so strong today, I think it triggered a hot flash. #perimenopause

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

Yes!!!!

[Kevin Martinez @Kevin_Martinez]

Thanks Seattle and Mariners fans for making history and congratulations to Ken Griffey Jr for having his vision become reality. The first HBCU Swingman Classic was tremendous. Can’t wait to watch this event grow!

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

What? You don’t like this economy?! But it’s RECORD BREAKING PROFITS for all your beloved corporations!!!!!! Aren’t you happy!?! CAPITALISM BABY!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Isn’t this fun?!? Aren’t you doing great?!??

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Last year, UPS made $13 billion — that’s billion, with a B — in profits. Yes. The company can more than afford the wages and benefits workers are rightly demanding. UPS should come back to the table and negotiate a fair deal with the Teamsters NOW.

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

A funny, #perimenopausal dream; I dreamt that I got my period again, and I had a loving partner who bought me gifts, a plant and some pie, to make me feel better and he congratulated me on still being fertile. I woke up, no period, no partner. #leSigh

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

@Kevin_Martinez can I bartend the all-star game? Gin Griffey Junipers for everyone!

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

@Kevin_Martinez I just realized I have enough miles to fly to seattle for the all star festivities. Any chance you need a celebrity bartender?

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

Happy Canada Day to all my imaginary Canadian Ex-Boyfriends!

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

My people grew up poor. They had to spend their lives catering to rich people. They worked hard to send their off spring to school to get an education…so that they could get paid better to…cater to even richer people? #americandream

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

Wordle 732 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 well that was bound to happen. Guess I have to change my opening word now.

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

@Latitude29_NOLA @UrbanSouthBeer We love y’all soooooooo much!

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

@NOLAnews Where are all these two bedroom apartments for less that $1200 a month?

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

@TheBiancaDelRio thank you for knowing that a Shirley Temple Black is the proper name for an alcoholic Shirley Temple, NOT a Dirty Shirley. Kids these day have no respect for married women!

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

Hey NYC! I have some smoke tips from my time in Seattle; break out your masks again. Double up! Keep your windows closed. Create a makeshift air purifier by getting a air con filter and bungee it to a box fan. Isn’t climate change fun?! Don’t you wish someone did something!?!

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

This front page! The logo! The font! I love it!!!!

[Orkney Library @OrkneyLibrary]

79 years ago today on the 6th June 1944 the Allied invasion of Europe began on #DDay. This is how it was reported a few days later in The Orkney Blast which was an armed forces newspaper printed by @The_Orcadian in #Orkney during the Second World War. From our #Archive.

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

@vincentgilroy @TipsyBartender @OzBartenderMag @TitosVodka @BartenuraBlue Love it!!! What a great idea!

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

I like calling my Produce order in at night so I don’t have to talk to anybody, but I gotta tell you when I forget and have to call in the morning…It’s really nice when they say “thank you, ma baby”. #nolalife #whereyat #mababy

[Regular Human Bartender @NYCBaby]

I still got it, babes! Whoo hoo!