News You Can Lose

An online comedic sketch show based in Chicago. The news is depressing - don't take it too seriously. 🎬

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If you missed the first Live Show, you’re in luck! The Live Show returns September 12th!

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Head to https://t.co/D0ytRiHPeh to get tickets for our live show!! We can’t wait to see you! And make you laugh till beer comes out your nose.

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Our first #NewsYouCanLose live show was last Wednesday! A terrific turnout of folks all had a great time at Under the Gun Theater @UTGTheater
We’ll be prepping a live show in August very soon. Follow @NYCLchi on Twitter & Facebook to keep up with the comedy!
#Chicagocomedy #tbt

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Throwback to the live show last week! New episode coming out tonight! Stay tuned!

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What an amazing show last night!! The energy all over was incredible! More live shows to come in the future! ⭐️

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Have you heard we’re doing a live show on July 11th?! Buy your tickets now through the link in our bio! 🤩 See you there! 💥🎬

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PS We’ve got some big news coming very soon so stay tuned!!

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Have you checked out our new website?! Now you can easily catch up on all of our episodes and sketches!

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#RoseanneCancelled

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Happy #RedNoseDay (a day later) from us goofs at #NewsYouCanLose
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Beyond funny photos we do funny videos on a near weekly basis. Hope you’ll check us out!

We’re like “Weekend Update” with anchor jokes, character pieces and sketches. @NYCLchi

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Have you seen our latest episode?! Check it out on our brand new website! https://t.co/D0ytRiHPeh

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Trying so hard to be serious

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Thousands of angry girls took to twitter to complain about @target broken promise to sell Hunter rainboots. In response, Target claims it never meant to bait and switch the basic bitch. #target #hunterboots

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@OnYourSide Would you guys be able to cover a situation like this?

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@RogueSNRadvisor @carolannross

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BREAKING NEWS REGARDING RUDY GIULIANI! #rudygiuliani #trump

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Gosh n begorah! Get out yer green and take two minutes fer a good laugh courtesy of #NewsYouCanLose
I’m in this if ya wanna see me be funny.
Like it and support us with a share. ☘️
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#StPatricksDay #StPaddysDay

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“News You Can Lose” season 2 is underway!
Breaking news headlines you can watch while you’re cleaning your teacher’s gun, Tonya Harding on the upcoming Oscars, unseen footage from crisis actor auditions, and more!
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In the zone, writing next week’s episode! 🌪⚡️🐶🗳 No, these are not just random emojis 🧐

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An Australian woman has found the worlds oldest known message in a bottle nearly 132 years after it was thrown into the sea. Immediately after her discovery she called The Police.