NY$0M

Writer. Intellectual. Provocateur. Sometimes an asshole.

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@purseburrito Excellent! I’m glad to see you have a steady spot.

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@purseburrito I’m relieved you and your dogs are OK.

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@purseburrito I subscribed. Keep your head up and keep being the shining light you are.

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@purseburrito Did someone say butt tingling?

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@purseburrito What does it taste like?

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@yumlovechels I can fix that.

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@aves_doesthings You are more than pretty. You’re beautiful, lively, full of personality, sexy, smart, talented, and so much more. You are everything a person could want. Truly. Do not ever think otherwise.

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@JuniusJrII @RandPaul Fuck you, racist heartless POS. This ain’t happening, piss off into the sun.

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@purseburrito You have every right to be pissed. But they cannot stop you. This is a temporary setback. Eventually you will start and finish this goal.

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@purseburrito Please pour me a cup.

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@jk_rowling You are a right cunt. All the money in the world and no soul.
I love seeing the actors who made you famous call you out on your shit.
You couldn’t give me a “brain injury” if you tried. Bring it, bitch.

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@purseburrito You dress up well

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@beansdelivered

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@kirabyte_ Women tummies are gorgeous.
YOU are gorgeous.

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@HeyyyyShubham Yeah fuck you pal, you absolutely do not speak for me. A lot of real dudes love that little bit of tummy. Don’t project your likes onto others.

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@anactualwalnut I think in your case it’s buying a Ferrari and discovering a Porsche engine. Vastly different but still completely alluring.
Why would anyone want the beauty without the bizarre? They both compliment each other so well.

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@purseburrito Dance it away, baby

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@bunnycritterr Here we are a year later and everything you said about this terrible bill has either come true or about to.
Fucking embarrassment this country has become, or maybe it’s always been this way and we didn’t all see it. But fuck it’s become crystal clear now.

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@girldrawsghosts Love this song.
The cover by Foo Fighters is also pretty damn good.

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@purseburrito Hey I’m liking how the set up is coming along. I see you got the pool done.