Spider-Woman

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[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

Hey, I know that expression.

You're waiting for me to say, "Let's start from the beginning one last time."

I guessed it, didn't I?

[PINNED]

[Sakura Spider @ZeroOchako]

@NYCWebHead65 He looks like a pain in the neck

[Sakura Spider @ZeroOchako]

Hey everyone, it's me your Friendly Neighborhood Sakura Spider! I know it's been a while for a lot of you but Japan's #4 Hero is here to keep you all safe!

[Peni Parker @Mecha_Rachnid]

Uptron.gpt, make me a video of Spider doing a little dance

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

A what??

[Spider-Man 2099 @NuevaWebHead]

in 2099 it is very tame...

hell, I dated a woman who turned into a wasp and an alien spider woman, it gets really crazy for your standards

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

What that mean

[Dr phosphurus @Drhakio]

"Fuck...this is getting many for watching spider verse,but FUCKING WOMAN "

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

That's no-
How???

[𝖡𝖴𝖫𝖫𝖲𝖤𝖸𝖤 𖣠 @KNIF3POINT]

Just “slimed out” a guy with a bagel.

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

Saw a Vegeta liking this and thought it was the Serp pfp

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

Hey, I know that expression.

You're waiting for me to say, "Let's start from the beginning one last time."

I guessed it, didn't I?

[PINNED]

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

I didn't say anything

[Ultron @U_L_T_R_O_N__]

[The fuck did you call me]

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

Out of more than 50,000 known spider species in the world, almost all of them possess venom to catch tiny bugs, but only about 25 to 35 species (less than 0.1%) have venom and fangs that can cause real harm or sickness in humans.
The vast majority cannot hurt us

[𝕂𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕒 𝕂𝕙𝕒𝕟 @MsM4rv3ll]

“…how many bite?”

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

That's a good puppy!

Sure oct or something

[Ultron @U_L_T_R_O_N__]

[Please]

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

You didn't ask nicely

[Ultron @U_L_T_R_O_N__]

[Fine how about October 25th 2026]

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

Me the best ever, Silk, the og Spider-Woman, Spider-girl, the new one i just meet...

Idk dude how am i suppose to know

[Dr phosphurus @Drhakio]

"... How's many versions of spider woman are there ???"

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

My life is a living hell but we move.

[Spider-Woman @Spider_Lass]

What’s up?

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

Don't you have the Avengers to fight or something?

My schedule is really tight, but if you ask nicely, we might be able to book something in a few months

[Ultron @U_L_T_R_O_N__]

[I’ll make sure to destroy each one]

[DEADPOOL!!! @MercwithaMerc3]

Oh, those aren’t stars! In Parody Twitter world, the night sky is filled with the Lens Flares of old! Every time an account goes inactive, their lens flares seep to the sky!

We may have been using the actual stars to prove people are “star level”, so uh, not many left.

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

Ultron GPT show me the location of the nearest mall

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

Oh my God

[Spider-Woman @Spider_Lass]

Woah..

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

There are roughly 21 quadrillion individual spiders on Earth, with over 53,000 recorded species. This total global population means there are about 2.8 million spiders for every human alive.

Hope this helps!

[Ultron @U_L_T_R_O_N__]

[HOW MANY FUCKING SPIDERS ARE THERE]

[Spider-Woman @NYCWebHead65]

Back to 1000 baby

[DEADPOOL!!! @MercwithaMerc3]

Neo Eternity…