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[Maurício Mendes @mauriciojornal_]

não, meu amigo. isso é só uma narração normal no Brasil.

a culpa não é nossa se os seus narradores não dão a mesma emoção que os nossos

somos a elite da narração. bem vindo ao Brasil.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Israel struggles after facing opponent that isn’t an unarmed 6-year-old.

[l @NYC_coste]

@deactiivatedtwt OMG SHE BACK

[l @NYC_coste]

@princessjunii holy

[꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @graveases]

date idea : guided masturbation

[blanche ˙⋆✮ @blanchebarks]

how do you even dm oomfs without seeming creepy

[l @NYC_coste]

@deactiivatedtwt gonna have to go to the bathroom at work when this comes out

[l @NYC_coste]

@deactiivatedtwt holy shit

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

NYC is not as car free as people say — if you’re an average person outside this red circle your life will be substantially better with a car

However, if you’re inside this red circle and can’t get around without one it’s entirely a skill issue.

[k @kiina]

my dick lean left for political reasons

[Ryan Parker @RJP_RAR]

He hit 7 home runs in the 2024 postseason is what he did. He was a brave New York athlete who gave his body for the team. In this house Giancarlo Stanton is a hero

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

i cant be the only one to see a funnier way to use this

[hornybeach @hornybeachcum]

masturbate in front of me i like that

[matthew 🏆🗽 @nyymatthew]

Yankee stadium kinda sucks when it comes to giveaway nights or promotion nights. how are you in the Bronx and don’t host a Dominican or PR night

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me risking my entire future for 5 extra minutes of sleep

[featheredwidow 🎀🪽 @feathered_w1dow]

*opens twitter*
*tweets to nobody*
*reposts everything*
*closes twitter*
*opens twitter*

[emily @north0fnorth]

even if it’s not 6 minutes, totality in arches national park is gonna be so incredible i have to go

[Streeterville Socialist @pasta_nachos]

These high speed rail lines could fix America

[Shabazz Stuart @ShabazzStuart]

Not retweeting because I agree, just because I think it's really funny/petty that they drew the line to specifically exclude Staten Island.