mr.nobody

[Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy]

Current fitness level: I have an app that tells me the location of the nearest ice cream truck.

[jan @JJSummertime]

In a bar fight I think St. Patrick could totally take St. Valentine.

[mr.nobody @NYJtears]

@EvanRobertsWFAN Is Kate Mara there ?

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@wantedkinahan

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Santa has the right idea:

Only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I treat every barista like a potential soup nazi

[Darla @ddsmidt]

I've got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in middle the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

[mr.nobody @NYJtears]

@DanielRPK Do it

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@AnnieAgar

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@MyTimeToShineH Stanley Tucci ! So underused

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I always pull behind the shittiest car that's pumping gas cause I know they are not pumping more than 2 bucks worth of gas ...

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@RealAstridWett

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@MyTimeToShineH

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@MyTimeToShineH Succession

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside and judge people in person.

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

Just saw on Reddit that the opposite of "easy peasy lemon squeezy" is "stressed depressed lemon zest" and now l'll be using that all the time.

[ScottW @jswtreeman]

Honestly I think it’d be a good idea for the government to pay some people $5000 to not have kids.

[dan @dadopotamus]

I’d rather be beaten with a pillow case full of bar soap than go to Coachella.

[mr.nobody @NYJtears]

@RealAstridWett 1k likes , back view incoming ?

[*Baseball Chickie!* @baseballchickie]

I’m starting TittyDash. You’re sad? Call TittyDash.

Drive by, flash some titties, be happy.