NYP J.D. Vance Parody

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[JD Vance @JDVance]

This is an extremely vivid and heartbreaking example of what people in California have lost. Please say a prayer for our fellow Americans, many of whom lost everything.

[Sen. John Barrasso @SenJohnBarrasso]

You’re a great soldier, a great Senator, a great friend, and you’ll be a great Vice President.

Thank you for dedicating your life to serving our country, @JDVance.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

America faces a recruiting crisis in our military and multiple zones of danger, including at our southern border. We need strong leadership at DoD and we need it now.

The Senate must confirm Pete Hegseth, and do so quickly.

https://t.co/bYsAZRfBf7

[JD Vance @JDVance]

First of all, I donated to the to the J6 political prisoner fund and got ROASTED for it during my senate race. I've been defending these guys for years.

Second, there were federal informants in the crowd. Do they get a pardon? I don't think so. The president saying he'll look at each case (and me saying the same) is not some walkback.

I assure you, we care about people unjustly locked up. Yes, that includes people provoked and it includes people who got a garbage trial.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I wish Joe Biden all the best, but the fact is he has left the incoming administration with a dumpster fire.

President Trump is going to have to put it out, but that's exactly what he's good at.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

This is wild.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Pete Hegseth will crush it today. Say a prayer for him and for the country--he's the Secretary of Defense we all need!

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Pete Hegseth thinks the "diveristy" obsession is bad, and Senate Democrats are using this as a critique of him.

I already liked the guy, Dems, you don't have to convince me further!

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I find this grandstanding from Senate Democrats over the Hegseth confirmation perplexing.

We haven't won a war in three decades and we have a major recruitment challenge.

Hegseth is assuredly NOT more of the same, and that's good!

[JD Vance @JDVance]

A powerful point.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

That this person is a professor at Yale is actually an embarrassment

[JD Vance @JDVance]

"Right" 🤣

Pam Bondi is crushing it.

https://t.co/VkCOsp0CTJ

[JD Vance @JDVance]

This is an extraordinary exchange. Future AG Bondi making us all proud.

https://t.co/hpcuuOoGQI

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The fact that this application exists is the most underreported scandal of the Biden admin.

They made an application to facilitate illegal immigration. It boggles the mind.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Earlier today, I called Jon Husted to congratulate him on his appointment to the United States Senate. Look forward to working with both Jon and Bernie Moreno to Make America Great Again! 🇺🇸

[JD Vance @JDVance]

This is extraordinary, and in the worst way.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I was thrilled to join the March for Life this year!

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Hey Joe if we’re doing fake shit on the way out can you declare Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame?

See you in two days!

[JD Vance @JDVance]

This is a story about Hegseth’s ex-wife, who herself said the story is a lie. “Journalism” like this is a disgrace and is why the corporate media has lost its relevance.