Otto von Biz Markie

Plays dead video games, bad card games, and listens to awful music

Breaks and fixes electronics, I guess

[dekillsage @dekillsage]

@AxiomSirrah No. I only think about the robbery. The crime I'm about to commit against whoever I'm playing. A little bit of theft when they drop their game winning combo you feel me. Maybe they needed the money but I need to buy stupid shit constantly. I need that money.

[Otto von Biz Markie @NY_Impedance]

@tGrass715 @talyx We on the same character again?

We need to talk.

[I Marvel at how she Loki Goblin on my Peni @GREATFERNMAN]

RICK BRUNSON ON THE KNICKS THE LAST TIME THEY WERE AT THE FINALS LOSING 1-4 TO THE SPURS AND THEN 27 YEARS LATER HIS SON CARRIES THEM 4-1 OVER THE SPURS THIS SHITS A MOVIE

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs

[Otto von Biz Markie @NY_Impedance]

Top 5 normals
#1 - S
#2 - H
#3 - The second S
#4 - The second H (after a slight delay)
#5 - MvC2 Magneto crouch LK

[Cloud805 @cloud805]

This is the best normal in any fighting game ever Dante pulls out a shot gun to blast you in the face as an overhead. like cmon!?! prove me wrong. Let me see your best favorite normals.

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Counter-Strike is unmatched.

[Otto von Biz Markie @NY_Impedance]

@TheoryFighter "What's it like trying to block Zero May Cry"

"Have you heard the new Whitechapel?"

"Yeah"

"Like that. Word for word"

[Otto von Biz Markie @NY_Impedance]

@joshez_ @B3Roundabout Conflicted

[Otto von Biz Markie @NY_Impedance]

Having won a local in 2023, in UMvC3 I did not win a tournament *game* (not a set, a game) for years. From 2012 to 2014 I was 0-36.

Longest streak was prob learning Sol in Xrd vs @GREATFERNMAN . I think it got up to 0-74 before I figured some shit out.

It gets better.

[Sway @OkaySway]

For anyone who has won a tournament, what's the worst loss streak you've experienced? I want new players to see this.

0-52 in ggxrd

[Tong @ #CEO2026 @TongNeverSleeps]

Y'all gonna make me ban gift subs on the channel 😭

[Tong @ #CEO2026 @TongNeverSleeps]

Reliving last night. The most unfortunate part of all this is that none of this is staged. It just happens.

[Punk @PunkDaGod]

You can't du that @NuckleDuDang

[Allen Wu @AllenYorkWu]

Happy AAPI month! I’m writing a comic book series, SHENTU, following the adventures of an immortal rabbit girl in ancient China. The first two issues will be released in September, and are available for preorder now! 🐰 (Link and more info below.)

[James “jchensor” Chen @jchensor]

Suck my nuts assholes