👑 KING SWITCH 🗡

parody account, not @jaywhitenz #BLADERUNNA

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

BREATHE...

...WITH THE SWITCHBLADE

🖤& 🔁

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

Happy 5th birthday to the boy who made me a Mama! 😭

You are a spitting image of your daddy and I wouldn’t have it any other way! I love taking you with me all around the world, and I love how you love your little sister.

Happy birthday, Elijah! Now stop growing up! 😭🤍

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

Woke up in Barcelona. 💋

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

You can only guess what happens to Lexi when she gets drunk. 😛

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

New shirt!

… Right after I put this on I opened the tequila!

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

i literally like everything about you

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

I take it that someone likes the fresh tips!

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

Fresh hair! 🩷💇‍♀️

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

THAT’S MY FUCKIN WIIIIIIIIIIIFE

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

I’ve outlasted every ‘it girl’ they tried to build around me.

13 years of Bliss. 🖤

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

I’ve outlasted every ‘it girl’ they tried to build around me.

13 years of Bliss. 🖤

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

Wrestlemania. 🩶🕸️

Connected always, Windham. ⭕️

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

Smackdown. 🩵🤍

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

He’s growing up so damn fast…

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

My boy is almost 5?! 😭🤍

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

…i’ve temporarily forgotten how to use words.

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

Well good afternoon to you too, Jay! 🥰

Do you like what you see?

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

AHH. AGHHHHHH.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😍

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

Prettiest poison you’ve ever seen. 🤍🖤

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

Of course!

What kind of husband would I be without doing that?

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

Thank you, my love.

Maybe help me with some /other/ things too? 🥰

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

Don’t worry, I’ll help you get it off.

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

Well I’m glad you think so because I’ve taken 3 showers and it won’t come out. 😥

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

You’re still cute, even with your face being blue.

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

I am unwell.

And blue.

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

🩷💉.

[Twisted Bliss. ↮ NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE @CuteAndTwisted]

🖤💀.

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

@CuteAndTwisted you’re so fuckin hot

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

we’re so up I can’t believe it

[WWE @WWE]

.@AlexaBliss_WWE has punched her ticket to #WWEChamber! 👏

🎟️https://t.co/zpZlpPMI2J

[👑 KING SWITCH 🗡 @NZSW1TCHBLADE]

done got a 21 year old shooter with motion and a tiktok game for a pick that woulda ended up in the 20s anyways

sam presti you done it again

[The voice of reason. @WaysOfABadBoy]

@NZSW1TCHBLADE I’ll be expecting at least one 2 days into college edit posted in some capacity