We can never truly repay the debt we owe our fallen heroes. But we can remember them, honor their sacrifice, and affirm in our own lives those enduring ideals of justice, equality, and opportunity for which generations of Americans have given that last full measure of devotion.
Here's my little fam! They're all important. But that lady on the left is most important today. Cheers to the glue that holds this thing together. Cheers to you, ma 🖤 #HappyMothersDay
[Facebook announces a new dating service]
Wife: Facebook isn't for people you want to date.
Me: What is it for?
Wife: People you want to monitor from a safe distance.