Nathan Chambers

Chaotic Neutral • Sagittarius

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

If Sosa gets in the hall of fame before Edgar I’m going to lose my shit. Cc: @DMFloydie #EdgarHOF

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

Last time I checked hanging stools on the wall isn’t very functional. 🙄 https://t.co/9JSPT69VTc

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Stove: A Small, Functional Stool That’s Also Comfortable by Gabriel Tan https://t.co/T2SHgAydhu

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

Now seems as good of time as any to be disappointed in the @Mariners. It’s ok #iblamejackz. 👈🏽 my hashtag for the shit season we are about to have.

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

Somewhere between my forth and fifth Daiq I rekindled my love for counting crows and sublime. With my sixth I decided daiquiri needed shortening.

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

13 cups of water a day... probs not. 84 ounces of beer at a baseball no problem. #WhereIRoot

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

Shout out to the two nervous pee-ers that had a shy off in the two urinal bathroom at the end of a baseball game. Cooool guys... cool.

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

.@Mariners got a no hitter going.... too bad they are on the wrong end of it. 😑

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

I'm so glad that @christengreene will bail out the charcuterie bandit.

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

@cool__slut Right before the rage nap.

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

1-6 but the season is saved by the #moreyoucano. @Mariners #HomeOpener

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

On the way home from @Lowes listening to Traci Chapman with @christengreene. 🤔

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

"I'm an elite yelp reviewer, I don't know if you know that." -@christengreene 🙄

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

.@DMFloydie doesn't like Cat Stevens. 👎🏼

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

Well 160 more to go... 😳. #mariners

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

I forgotten how stressful baseball season is. Looking at you @Mariners

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

Baseball!!! Hey @Athletics... 🖕🏽

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

@wusaeng Where? I'd be down to shoot around if you want company.

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

Does anyone else have those underwear that you are not 💯% positive they if they are on backwards?? No? Right, just me. #laundryday

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

@christengreene we've talk about my gender shame countless times but this one is a doozie.

[Nathan Chambers @N_Chambers_]

Spring in Seattle... sunglasses in the morning and oh shit i forgot to wear a coat in the afternoon.