Angie

living the dream, dreaming the life

[Angie @N_Jela]

Shit stains in the bathroom at work got me questioning ppls anatomical makeup fr

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I can do bad all by myself.

[Angie @N_Jela]

Phuq cloth warmers! I need a bra warmer!

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Does anyone else keep forgetting that September exists and hasn't even started yet???

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Nothing like finding old weed in an unwashed bra cami tank

[Angie @N_Jela]

Fuck, this hurts, I won't lie
Doesn't matter how hard I try
Half the words don't mean a thing
And I know that I won't be satisfied
https://t.co/0ARzfVN9ZK

[Angie @N_Jela]

Is there a trick to opening ice cream sandwiches?

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When yesterday's mascara becomes today's eyeliner>>>>>

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Are there Sour Patch Adults? @SourPatchKids

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When did I become the kind of person who smiles at random dogs?!

Ew.

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How do you tell the algorithm gods that, "after researching this product extensively, I've decided against buying it and would never like to be reminded about my blunder ever again"? #afaf #IYKYK

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TFW you crack open a new block of extra sharp white cheddar🤌🏾💋

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Anyone else ever interrupt your own internal dialogue to look up a word and make sure you're using it correctly against yourself?

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Somebody remind me not to eat tonight.

#supposedtofastforabloodtest
#stillgonnasmoke
#drinkingtil930ish

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What is it abt my uterine line shedding that makes me want to devour all the #umami in sight?!

#periodt #periods

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Errrybody out here talm bout #lovelanguage but can we talk abt our #depression language?

I'll start, mine is cooking🤗🫠

[Angie @N_Jela]

My 20m old just fell in the middle of a tantrum and I said "oops" which he thought was the funniest thing. Now he's practicing #pratfalls in the kitchen while I finish making his snack. #momwin

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Did this blk man coming out the garland post office as I was going in just nod to me and say so sweetly, "how you doin, sir?" 😭😭😭😭 I guess my #momoutfit is more haggard than I thought 🤷🏾‍♀️🙈🤣

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I got shocked by water yesterday... here we go 2023 🙃🫠

[Angie @N_Jela]

Does anyone ever actually boil 6 whole ass cups of water for @kraftmacncheese ???🤔🤔🤔