be so real 5SOS is never breaking up they like 5SOS too much. they will hit their 80s and ashton will play with walking sticks. luke will mumble everything. calum will not remember any lyrics. michael will be bald. but they will be 5SOS. 5SOS is forever.
i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”
introvert/extrovert quizzes are so funny bc they're always like
1. Where are you happiest?
A) Reading a book by myself in the dark while crying
B) Snorting cocaine off a park bench with 80 of my closest friends
stupid MRI lady she asked me if I had recent tattoos but didn’t ask if I’ve recently swallowed 500 ball bearings?
Bing bong janice I’m gonna change your life forever
Most Republicans are good people. Most Democrats are good people.
The White House says outrageous things to make you hate your neighbor.
Your neighbor isn’t the problem. The White House is.