Salt

Being salty isn't just a pastime, it's a way of life.

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When you overhear you crush saying she likes lads with gains

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When the person beside you says "Who's Lebron??"

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Bæ: "I only date tough guys"
Mike:

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When someone tries to insult you but they make no sense

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@JordanWhyte97 That contributes to the irony

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When bae marks her man and shouts "COME ON KENMARE" every three seconds <3

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When you catch someone trying to flirt with bæ

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"Is she a better footballer than me?" "Could she take my position on the templenoe minors?" "Am I a jersey puller?"

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When you realise bae about to walk past so you turn on the sexy

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Girl: Come over
Flor: can't I'm farming
Girl:im alone in the slurry pit
Flor:

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"Psst..Can you get me some kerry minor gear paud?"

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"You serious? I'm not camouflaged?"

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When you can't even believe the level of salt that just got thrown at you