Naomi 🍥

Je n’aime rien ni personne.

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu 30 minutos antes de ir ao dentista:

[mika @mikasagrada]

“Você precisa concluir o treinamento obrigatório de segurança do RH”

eu:

[autist @litteralyme0]

me waking up for work at 6am after going to bed at 5am

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

first in my bloodline to see a human get assaulted by a rabbit

[June ᥫ᭡: @Iam_Juniey]

Where do y’all get these videos 😭😭

[🩵 @embhd3]

C’est grave pas drôle dsl c un motif de bloquage ça

[L’zzz 🌸🌸 @Lrny115]

PTDDDR mais quand c’est pour crier sé mimi ki dèyè sa zot tout sav ouvè guèl a zot

[Toluwase @Toluwase_x]

Usher and his wife strolling down the street. The moment they stopped by the jewelry store, he just stood there tapping the bottle in his hand. If you’ve ever worked in retail, you know exactly what that body language means. 😂😂

[Jovy @chimajovita]

Me calling someone back and hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as evidence that I tried

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[madjeR @madjer9_]

Mon pote s'est fais trompé par sa meuf, je lui ai conseillé de la quitter.

Aujourd'hui, il a posté « Aucun serpent ne pourra nous séparer. »

[Jannie @missxjn]

L’angoisse que cette scène m’a procuré une nuit vers 3h du matin…

[lover girl 💕 @brown_suggah]

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[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

"We never see you after work."

Me after work:

[ayox @ayblaaack]

when God gives you that random chest pain letting you know he can end you whenever

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The strawberries in your fridge 2 days after you buy them

[LeSaleAvantLe2 @rayaneAlg00]

J’étais à la salle entrain d’écouter ma musique je me retourne y’avais 2 mecs qui étaient en train de se battre mdrr

[andrés @andresmiguer]

puse mi teléfono en ‘no molestar’ y nadie me molestó

[bts is seeing kia @jjkhive]

la france qui fait exprès de perdre pour pas prendre de photos avec trump ça c’est mon équipe woke

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Why don't you post yourself anymore?"
Me: