Aggressive Lawn Clippings

Girl we going to Islam

[Aggressive Lawn Clippings @Naannzzz]

Bc my history with the opposite gender is filled with hilarious stories, here's a thread of icks no one asked for:

1. Saying "teamwork makes the dreams work"

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

“Sit yo $5 ass down before I make change”

[SO? @noor_supernova7]

- Israel has actually begun a ground operation, and I'm here in northern Gaza, threatened with death at any moment.

If you're browsing, please leave a dot. It's just a dot.

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

Never forget

[KENYON DIXON @kennygotsoul]

“Black people tacos” is so funny because we all know exactly what type of tacos those are 😂😂

[Aggressive Lawn Clippings @Naannzzz]

"May this be your last ramadan unmarried" Is that a threat?

[َ @aangbian]

atla really showed how history gets rewritten to serve those in power. the fire nation erased the truth to justify their empire just like how real world colonizers twist history to make themselves the heroes. crazy how a kids show captured that so well

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

If you have this song in your daily rotation you are a danger to society

[J Michelle Michelle @jmichelle555]

Some of you can’t even SEE you are in a game 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Princess @themultiplemom]

Watching ‘Selma’ and my 9yo ask if we can make popcorn.

His twin gone say “this ain’t a popcorn type of movie my man”.

I’m sorry but 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝐓𝐞𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐧 @King_Scxtt]

I suppose the “Reggae-” is just pure coincidence then

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

i was asking my friend wtf he did as a kid cus he cant swim, cant skate, nvr played an instrument, did sports, and he gon say “Lauren I was in a gang”

[Aggressive Lawn Clippings @Naannzzz]

So WHO was gonna tell me Leon Thomas is dude from Victorious???

[T @tylerthecreator]

THAT GUY

[Nick Weidenfeld @nickweidenfeld]

All roads lead back to Loiter Squad

[Aggressive Lawn Clippings @Naannzzz]

"I'm a grown ass woman who regularly makes childlike mistakes" is a hilarious line

[six 🇬🇭 @Sixfever]

This tweet right up there with

[🇵🇸 @ibnsiddiqui]

Makes me laugh to this day 😭😭😭😭