Nacho Cheeseman

A melty golden cheese who’ll melt your heart | Nacho Cheese Fry stan account @thegoldenratio4 / your source for shoddy po-ems

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@GRschnoops Darth Schnoopius (my alter ego) 🤫

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@TheGoldenRatio4

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Nacho Cheese Fry
Guess this is goodbye
With the squad you’ve become a prize
Now off you go to self-actualize!

Thank you GR Mom and Dad
For helping out this goofy lad 🧡❤️

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

Nacho moved in with his new family today. We are sad to see him go, but he is going to have an amazing life. They have a pool, a beach house on the ocean, and they clearly love him so much already. 1/2

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@PerfectHopper Chaos Adjacent 🤝 Chaos Agent
Hops, as always, steady as a rock 💛

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@GRschnoops Snuggly schnoops 🥰

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@TheGoldenRatio4 Halloween Costume Rating:
MerNacho
A very beautiful sight to behold
10/10

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Nacho’s floofy rump
An appreciation post
He can’t control it 🥺

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@TheGoldenRatio4 @tine_theherd 🧡🧡🧡

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@Lee4ever2 @TheGoldenRatio4 Hm, it was in the Snapchat version. Only a second or so long but high impact 🤍🧡

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@TheGoldenRatio4 So I call this one
Tug of minimal effort,
Mild consternation

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@TheGoldenRatio4 *Somewhere in the distance Nacho felt a change in the wind that could only be caused by a great shift of goldens. Using his newly honed cognitive abilities, he deduced that his family was coming for him*

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@SINTAX1331 @TheGoldenRatio4 I HEAR YOU BUT I HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION

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@TheGoldenRatio4 The elder brown boys taught me to glean man’s fate from the mystical tennis bol✨
(I’m learning so much here☺️)

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@TheGoldenRatio4 ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU MY BALL-SUMMONING RITUAL

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@nacho_tongue Note to self: work on endearing glances in addition to lorge tongue📝 Thanks Brady 🤩

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@TheGoldenRatio4 💁Lorg peets

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@dcbell05 @buitengebieden @TheGoldenRatio4 @jengolbeck @IngoBurghardt Gently yeet yourself off things! It’s liberating!

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@TheGoldenRatio4 Dealin’ and cheese-wheelin’ my way off the couch and into your heart ♥️