Caleb

[Caleb @NachoWalrus]

@GeneralTarheel My wedding got you wanting a foosball table?

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

In the US the total routine injections by age 2, is 13.

They are:

Hep B, Valexis (DTaP, IPV, Hib), PCV, Valexis dose 2, PCV dose 2, Vaxelis dose 3, PCV dose 3, PCV booster, MMR(V), Hib booster, Hepatitis A #1, DTaP booster, Hepatitis A #2

In Denmark, by age 2 it is 11 doses because they combine their hepatitis boosters with the MMRV doses.

Even with voluntary inoculations, no child in the US has 72 injections.

The average American who is not diabetic, will take 53~ years to reach 72 injections, assuming they get an annual flu shot.

There also is no blanket “European Standard” of inoculation, it varies by country with Denmark being the lowest because they have approved combination doses.

A child in Denmark still gets all the same vaccines that a US child did before Trump’s proposed changes.

They just think you’re too stupid to look.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 in a fraudulent paper.

It's was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross medical malpractice

And here we are 28 years later RFK Jr is dredging it up and using it to inform vaccine policy

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Ronald Acuña Jr. gets a home run after two outfielders collide on the warning track and push the ball over the wall

[Caleb @NachoWalrus]

AA is on meth.

[Grant McAuley @grantmcauley]

Jorge Mateo has been DFA'd to open a roster spot for Ha-Seong Kim.

[porter robinson @porterrobinson]

WANNACRY w/ @NINAJIRACHI
OUT WORLDWIDE NOW  【= T 𖥦 T =】
artwork by kurt johnson

[Caleb @NachoWalrus]

Hi, @BravesVisionTV? Any reason I have a feed in the top, yet can’t watch in full screen? Any suggestions?

[Caleb @NachoWalrus]

Why do the best musicians always attract the most insufferable crowds?

[Caleb @NachoWalrus]

@Braves BABE WAKE UP, NEW JESSE CHAVEZ JUST DROPPED!

[Caleb @NachoWalrus]

So like, the pendulum of shit has to swing the other way eventually, right? Things get better? This too shall pass and whatnot?

[Caleb @NachoWalrus]

@snarkyvulpix @Vandy323YT @GeneralTarheel @senpaishan @carthusdojo @LindzVidzz @RaidAway @RazorMiddleYT @kadealynn The Wooloo is named Shan. This was established. The giant green ball can’t be Mike Wazowski, because Disney will sue, so it’s legally distinct Mikial Wisnewski.

[Caleb @NachoWalrus]

@RaidAway @Vandy323YT @GeneralTarheel @senpaishan @carthusdojo @LindzVidzz @RazorMiddleYT @kadealynn @snarkyvulpix Maybe not the machine, but definitely the Game Technician. 👨‍🔧

[VANDY✈️POKEMON WORLDS @Vandy323YT]

Beneral’s Birthday Bash🎉🥳

[Madeon @madeon]

Victory, my 3rd album out June 26th

[porter robinson @porterrobinson]

when i hear people talk about what Nurture means to them, and how it’s affected their lives, i can’t tell you how happy it makes me..

i feel understood in all the ways you would hope for as artist; like my exact feelings have reached people, in the exact ways i wanted while making it.

as a listener, i'd always wondered if my favorite artists could feel what i feel when i listen to their music; with Nurture, i’m CERTAIN that’s happening. i’m CERTAIN that you and me are feeling the same things when we listen to Nurture.

it means a lot to me because that highly clear, unambiguous transmission of feeling, where very little is lost or misunderstood along the way, is what i'm always striving for as an artist. it's rare for me and precious to me

happy 5th anniversary to this album. thank you to the people who love it... i hope people will continue to feel what i felt for many years to come

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

When you accidentally become important at work

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

In MLB history, only one team has had the following numbers over the first 25 games of a season:

+50 or better run differential
30+ home runs
200+ pitching strikeouts
0 blown saves

That one team is the 2026 @Braves.

[Caleb @NachoWalrus]

@FaithfulExcuse @OptaSTATS @Braves