Average Trump assassin: oh jeez golly my dang scope isn't sighted correctly! Gosh, guess I have to just miss now, what can you do? *Looney Tunes laugh track*
Tyler Robinson:
people think the chicago grim reaper is a joke.
i was walking through chicago at 2am when i saw belal muhammad standing at the end of the block.
i turned around.
he was at the other end too.
i got in an uber.
driver was belal muhammad.
i got out and ran into a walmart.
the greeter was belal muhammad.
i called 911.
the operator answered:
‘remember the name.’
i haven’t slept since.
25 years ago PRIDE would have had this guy debut against prime Fedor. They'd make a 5 minute video package questioning if Fedor could submit "The man with no neck."
he'd lose in 12 seconds and then immediately end up in commercials for a Japanese turtleneck company.