my 12-year-old leopard gecko alazar wants you to know that he EATS HIS OWN SKIN!!!! 🦎
unlike snakes, leopard geckos usually eat their shed skin! so sometimes you won't even know they've shed at all 😭 HE EATS THE EVIDENCE!!!!!!!!
@FakePormpf@ArksUnderSide Then he wouldn't have died, because he totally intended to just fall down. If he wanted to climb down normally, but fell on accident, THEN he would've been seriously injured. Either that or he operates by Toon logic, and he only dies/survives when it's funny, which is possible.
@FakePormpf@ArksUnderSide You mean when he got down to talk to Carrie, or when Carrie accidentally drifted into one of the big shelves with her forklift?
@SlimerSlimy I actually wrote out an extremely intricate plan on how I'd murder my cousins one time, but it got so complicated that I thought, "Y'know what? This feels like too much work." Then I crumpled it up and threw it out.