Nadia Tolstoy

Illustrator, cartoonist and children´s book writer. Daily dose of silly insta-humor over @surrealians. Do you enjoy a #funny #pun? If not, better not follow...

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Hey, it´s World Food Day today! ⁠
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It showcases the amazing work of governments and organizations worldwide. Together, they've made incredible strides in providing food for everyone.

#WorldFoodDay

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Do you know why the cookie was crying? Because his mom was a wafer so long.⁠
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Yay! It´s World Student Day tomorrow!⁠
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Celebrated on October 15th, is a special day dedicated to honoring students all around the world.

#smartcookie #WorldStudentDay

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I'm so egg-cited!

Crack a Smile and Celebrate World Egg Day!

Let's shell-ebrate the incredible egg-istence of this versatile and egg-ceptional food. Whether sunny-side up or scrambled, eggs are egg-stremely egg-citing for your taste buds.

#WorldEggDay

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#WorldSightDay

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I like jokes about stationery but rulers are where I draw the line. ⁠
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Last week was World Teacher´s Day! ⁠

How could I miss it!
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It´s a day that celebrates all the great teachers out there who really make a difference in their pupils' lives. ⁠

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Hey there, folks!

Did you know that World Smile Day graces us with its cheerful presence every first Friday of October? It's the day when we all gather 'round to spread smiles and sprinkle kindness like confetti!

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It´s #WorldAnimalWelfareDay today!

World Animal Welfare Day is like a big, happy celebration for all animals!

In honour of this day, I´m posting a reel featuring a Top5 animal favourites:
FURIOUS GEORGE
BOA-RED
FIRE FLY
L'EMOUR
MY DEER

What´s your favourite animal?

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Serial killer jokes are ok. As long as they are properly executed.⁠
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Did you know that #Inktober started on IG in 2009 when artist Jake Parker (@inktober) wanted to improve his ink drawing skills? ⁠

So I´m joining in today with the 3/10 prompt "path". ⁠

#path #inktober

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It was #InternationalCoffeeDay yesterday, but since Sunday is my day of rest, I´m posting this today.

Besides, surely Mondays are a day when we really need STRONG COFFEE, right?

Anyway, what´s your favorite coffee?

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Hey, did you know it´s #InternationalPodcastDay ? It's a global party to celebrate how amazing podcasts are!

Anyway, how many podcasters does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But to fully understand why, we have to first travel back in time to the year 1880...

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It´s #WorldHeartDay today!

This day informs us about heart disease which is the world's leading cause of death.

And now for today´s blood red joke:
My first boyfriend was a tennis player but he broke my heart. It was like love meant nothing to him...

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It´s #worldtourismday today! On World Tourism Day, we celebrate the globe-trotters and adventure seekers who roam our planet, making it a world of WANDER...

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Saddle up, folks!

Turns out, horseradish isn't about radishes on a rodeo. It's that spicy kick that leaves your taste buds galloping!

Who´d have thought?

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I had a recurring dream once.⁠
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September 25 is #WorldDreamDay. ⁠
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It's a day when people everywhere talk about their dreams, get excited about them, and try to make them happen. We can all work together to make the world a better place by making our dreams come true!

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Did you hear the joke about softball? It will leave you in stitches!

Did you know softball is played in more than 100 countries? It’s estimated that 40 million people play the sport in the United States alone.

Are you playing any sports this weekend?

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How do you stop a charging rhino? Unplug it.⁠
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It´s World Rhino Day today! ⁠
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World Rhino Day, celebrated on September 22nd, is dedicated to raising awareness about the various species of rhinoceros and the conservation efforts needed to protect them.

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Winter is coming.

Happy birthday George R.R. Martin! 🎂 (@georgerrmartin)

George Raymond Richard Martin, born on September 20, 1948, is an American author also known as GRRM. He's famous for the A Song of Ice and Fire novels, turned into the Game of Thrones TV series.

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It´s International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Yes, forrrr rrrrreal!

#InternationalTalkLikeaPirateDay, celebrated on September 19th, is a humorous holiday that encourages people to talk and act like pirates. It began as a parodic holiday but gained popularity over the years.