Nadia van Zyl

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@NickeAlbertyn piepie op my drome!!

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": Before I die, I would like to try vodka gummy bears."@4nads4_vm @Lize_vdM_7 @NickeAlbertyn @95skillie

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

@4nads4_vm That awkward moment when you're watching The Lion King and realize Simba got laid during the song "Can You Feel The Love Tonight

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

@NickeAlbertyn Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen my bed."

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

Justin Bieber vomitted on stage twice during a concert. That settles it! She's pregnant."@NickeAlbertyn @Lize_vdM_7

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"@4nads4_vm Did it hurt? When you fell from someones butt into the toilet water, you piece of shit.."

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

@Lize_vdM_7 @NickeAlbertyn @skillie101 @4nads4_vm I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance"

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

@4nads4_vm Sex is so weird like hey let me stick my hard extra limb into ur tiny hole and then slam it into u repeatedly because I love you

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

"@skillie101 I once heard a fat man yell: "I'll start dieting when Spongebob gets his driver's license!" Well played, fat man. Well played."

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"@skillie101 Me in math http://t.co/1ZFBdkIpqS"

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

"@skillie101 Stu(dying) Stu(died) Coincidence? I think not."

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

"@4nads4_vm@skillie101 how to get a hot body heat oven to 425° F get in oven"

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

That song you will never get bored to listen."@4nads4_vm

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

" Dysania is a term used for the situation when you are having a hard time waking up and getting out of bed in the morning."@NickeAlbertyn

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People who were born in September,October and November are the most likely to live to be 100years old"@4nads4_vm @NickeAlbertyn @skillie101

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them."

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

" That awkward moment when you realize sleep is like a time machine to breakfast."

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

" Just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape alarm... gotta admire her optimism."

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

" Periods are ridiculous. I shouldn’t be punished for not being pregnant."@skillie101

[Nadia van Zyl @NadiavZyl]

": If you were a booger I would pick you first."@4nads4_vm @skillie101 @Lize_vdM_7 @NickeAlbertyn