The Ikon

50+ years and going strong. I must be doing something right.

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“It doesn’t feel like Wednesday.”
“No it doesn’t feel like Wednesday.”
~ Gomez & Uncle Fester molesting Pugsley because Wednesday is at camp

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Co-worker: I keep getting calls from an unknown number.
Me: It's probably sand people.
Co-worker: What?
Me: Tusken Raiders use 'caller ID block' to hide their numbers.

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I was watching Footloose with some actual footloosers, and they all just rolled their eyes and said that isn’t how it really was.

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Charlie Cox on playing the blind lead in Marvel's Daredevil: Don't look directly at anyone when you deliver your lines. Just sorta look in their general area, but never directly at them. If someone asks if you saw something, just say "nuh uh".

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Most cantinas on Tatooine were Two Star establishments.
1. Chalmun’s Cantina ★★☆☆☆ 3722 reviews
"Corellian rum was watered down – Droids not welcome. Jizz band only knew one song."
…wait for it,,,get it?...because there are two suns….two stars? Never mind.

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“We came home from the Clone Wars, people spit on us...called us murderers…baby killers.” Vader somberly says taking a drink from his half empty bottle of Corellian rum. The shot splashes against his breathing apparatus & drips down his chest plate. He dries it with his cape.

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Tonight on Fox 16…It's called “faking”. It’s when teens trick reporters with fake drug trends. But first, is your teen snorting crushed bees to get a buzz? “Your child at risk” tonight at 10!

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♫ ♫ Aquaman, Aquaman. Does whatever an aqua can
Like a light bluish green / some would say aquamarine
Look out! Here comes the Aquaman! ♫ ♫

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♫♫ Iron Man, Iron Man. Does whatever an iron can
Ends wrinkles, bless his heart
But now my shorts have too much starch
Look out! Here comes the Iron Man! ♫♫

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♫♫ Man-Thing, Man-Thing / Does something with his ding-a-ling
In the swamp / villains tremble / Everything / is a phallic symbol
Look out! / Here comes the Giant Size Man-Thing! ♫♫

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I like my women the way I like my StarWars. Born before 1999 and never having Hayden Christensen in them.

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Star Wars (1977) A cult leader convinces a young boy to hire drug runners to help terrorists blow up a government space station. Rated PG for FV & IS (Fantasy Violence, Incestuous Situations)

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Rank these versions of Jesus from best to worst: Carpenter, Preacher, Scarecrow.

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@Somobomb18 The Derby is always my favorite event that I lose money on. Give me all the Derby superfecta. So much fun and one day I might even win one.

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I don’t know why you wouldn’t let the door hit you on your way out. It’s like a sexy little spanking. Feels great. I do it all the time.

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Women are like wine. The cheaper they are, the more you can see of their box.

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“Preheat the oven?!?! WTF? Preheat it with what…A bigger oven?”

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Wu Tang Clan but with Etrigan the Demon

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Something, something---Sylvia Plath as a child---something, something---easy bake oven---and the therapist says “I think she’s in over her head.”

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What dumbass named it Metropolis instead of Cape Town?

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You would think a game called Hangman would be really popular with rednecks…except for all the spelling.