buying this and waking up tied down to my bed by the tiny versions of Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan from night at the museum where they’re a tiny cowboy and a tiny roman soldier who are in a homoerotic relationship
the bit in Husbands of River Song where River is saying "the Doctor doesn't love me, he won't come for me, a sunset can never love you back" and Twelve steps up and says "hello"
How marvel civilians will look at you when they learn that instead of getting your powers through a medieval torture method you got them simply at birth: