Sam

I’m not real

[Sam @NahItSam]

Minion bussy.

[Sam @NahItSam]

Me when careful mood Minon banana in carefully me mood munin banana in my bussy i can’t fine banana bussy

[Sam @NahItSam]

I have cereal policy

[Sam @NahItSam]

People on the Titan were like yes, I’m gonna get on this submarine

[Sam @NahItSam]

I would love to watch a homophobic person eat a cheese burger then realize it’s a gay cheeseburger. #Owned #Roast #Cheeseburger

[Sam @NahItSam]

I wish the CIA would take advantage of my mental illness

[Sam @NahItSam]

There’s no one in this world that you need to convince of anything. There is no role that is worth playing. Let it go. Be yourself and be all of yourself. Except if your racist then probably don’t be yourself at all you should be put in a cage.

[Sam @NahItSam]

Miley Cyrus is just Taylor Swift with a nose ring

[Sam @NahItSam]

I’m barely a man

[Sam @NahItSam]

I haven’t blinked today

[Sam @NahItSam]

I like the way DJ Khaled interacts with the world

[Sam @NahItSam]

Me: Ummm can i get 3 blungeb blinger bungers

Joe Biden: i just mounted ur German Shepard

Joe Rogan: flingus booby flung

[Sam @NahItSam]

I used to be a plastic bottle

[Sam @NahItSam]

I like to merge before checking my blindspot

[Sam @NahItSam]

@Cobratate Dawg you not powerful I’m sorry but you would not be able to handle these back shots

[Sam @NahItSam]

I wanna be publicly executed so bad like imagine ur 5th grade teacher watch you take off your pants while being hung

[Sam @NahItSam]

I like doggy style. It’s in my top 5 but not 2, 3, or 5. It’s either 1 or 4 idk i still gotta do it more

[Sam @NahItSam]

The police department is investigating my taint

[Sam @NahItSam]

The first time i watched porn was on a kindle fire hd

[Sam @NahItSam]

I’ve been waiting in the McDonald’s drive through for over 10 minutes. If they don’t bring me my food soon I’m gonna start eating people