Umayyr.

yas.queen.

[Umayyr. @Nahaaris]

@MTNza good day ?? Please see my messages

[Umayyr. @Nahaaris]

@CityPowerJhb Good day, has the electricity been restored in Houghton and surrounds ?

[Umayyr. @Nahaaris]

@MTNza is the villain of my story today. Thieving liars.

[Umayyr. @Nahaaris]

@MTNza hello ? I am waiting for assistance for so many hours now

[Umayyr. @Nahaaris]

@MTNza can you please get someone to call me ? It's been days and my 5G hasn't been activated

[Simon Stone @sistoney67]

Brandon Williams sentenced to 14 months in prison, suspended for two years. 180 hours of community service and banned from driving for three years.

[Umayyr. @Nahaaris]

I will be cancelling and migrating, out of spite.

[Umayyr. @Nahaaris]

@Afrihost @OpenserveZA
I've been advised to wait 24-48 hours for my fibre issue to be resolved, because @Afrihost has really went out of their way to "log a ticket"
How is this ever acceptable? I pay a premium for a premium service I expect more than to be advised to wait.

[Umayyr. @Nahaaris]

@SS420ZA 42

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I realise I used the wrong personality on someone:

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

On a serious note, it's quite remarkable that he's leaving really. 9 years is a long time at one club. Especially at one of the biggest clubs in the world. When he first arrived he was energetic and exciting but it's been clear to see that over time he's lost that energy and has become more of a 'watcher of the game'.

Looking at him, it seems clear that he just doesn't look that invested anymore - his body language is off and he seems to just stand there now, looking uninterested. He's spent years winding United fans up and I'm sure I speak for the majority of us when I say that we thought this day would never come.

It will be strange not seeing him on the sidelines every week but from a solely selfish point of view, I'm honestly really glad that he's finally leaving. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Antony Martial.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Weed. Oh you mean... Gay?

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

JUST IN: Donald Trump says Israel 'has to do a better job of public relations, frankly, because the other side is beating them at the public relations front'

[Louie 🇱🇧 @UTD_Louie]

Giving her backshots whilst watching us lose is crazy

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Finding the cure for cancer alone is nearly impossible. Ideally you need two people. One to lift one end of the couch and the other to get down and shine his flashlight around

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Every time you donate money to cancer research they can hire a new guy to see if the cure’s over there or under that

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

Amrabat had 72 touches that half. That's like 10 Mctominay halves.